The Legend 101 Speaks

Gnome pond. Dianella.
Hi People
Can i make this submission
NOT SO SMART!
GERMANYS MOST POPULAR SMALL CAR WITH ONLY A SPEED OF 84 mph!. Thelegend101
Well you did ask for it. I was hoping for Bunbury.

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65 Responses to The Legend 101 Speaks

  1. Dude, what happened to your aunty’s house in Dianella, or your trip to Bunbury?

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  2. Ljuke says:

    Those cars are dumb not SMART

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  3. skink says:

    don’t you have a policy of original material only?

    now that you have his email address, can you send the police around there and get them to use their special CHOGM powers to taser his ass and deport him to Bunbury? (no offence)

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  4. Pete says:

    I’m always hoping for Bunbury. Sadly I usually only get swampcity.

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  5. orbea says:

    TLA – what are you doing?

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  6. skink says:

    Colin Barnett promises ‘historic’ CHOGM barbecue where he will personally hand the Queen ‘ a classic sausage and tomato sauce sandwich.’

    how Worst is that?

    note that this is an alcohol free event and Colin asks that everyone behave themselves or else they will be machine-gunned from a black helicopter.

    police say: ‘We know more than you think.’

    really. Do they know where Craig Puddy’s body is? No, thought not.

    will there be a special CHOGM week of Worsts? Prizes for anyone who gets a photo of a dictator of a TPLAC? Cameras at the ready, folks, becuase Perth gets the opportunity to strut on the World Stage of Worst

    http://www.watoday.com.au/wa-news/what-will-the-queen-get-up-to-in-perth-20111013-1ln4u.html

    http://www.watoday.com.au/wa-news/chogm-protest-organisers-claim-homes-raided-phones-confiscated-20111014-1log2.html

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  7. B.T. says:

    That gnome pond is brilliant.

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  8. Rolly says:

    “GERMANYS MOST POPULAR SMALL CAR WITH ONLY A SPEED OF 84 mph!.”
    Considering that the majority of Europeans live in the larger cities where congestion completely defies movement, anything more than 20 m.p.h. (32.18688 Km/Hr) can be deemed to be in excess of requirements.
    In Aus., where anything faster than 50Km/Hr is beyond the driving skills of the majority of drivers vehicle guiders, even the Smart is dramatically overpowered.

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  9. There is a Frog int hat pool what The Hell!!

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  10. rottobloggo says:

    OMG this post is like seismic!

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  11. WarriorTom says:

    Fuckin gay krauts. No wonder they can’t win a world war when they cant even make a car as good as a bloody commodore!!!

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    • Rouei says:

      I’m going to assume you are just making a joke in bad taste, and don’t really mean it Mr Troll, or else I’m going to have to get all ‘Fuckin gay kraut’ on your ass. I happen to be proud of my german heritage but also glad we didn’t win the war. I think everyone agrees that would have been a bad thing, yeah :)

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      • Rolly says:

        Rouei, old chap, WarriorTom is not someone to take seriously.
        After all, where would we be without the lead given to the wine industry by all those lovely immigrants to South Australia?

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        • lead? Wasn’t it mercury?

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        • Rouei says:

          Haha, yes I’m sorry it’s just a touchy subject for me at the moment, a neighbour called my father a filthy kraut just the other day and we’re all a bit riled about it. Now that I read my comment in retrospect I am taking him a bit seriously aren’t I?
          Also, I’m very amused to report that my father was one of those immigrants to South Australia, but what do you mean by the lead/mercury?

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