By Saltysuzy. The “empty dreams” would be the Pablo and the “false hope” would be the International Roast decaf? Use of the cafe bar is of course a privilege not a right.
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Note that it is still switched on despite having no delicious powdered faux-coffee. So its pretty much a big cumbersome unhygienic kettle that annoys nearby workers by beeping when overfilled. And obviously fills someone with a sort of nihilistic ennui.
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I bet a alot of people find beeping annoying, I do, Yes first comment!.
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I bet a alot of people find beeping annoying: I do. Yes, first comment!
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An alot.
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Why did you copy me?
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he didn’t copy, he corrected.
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Not worst.
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Seconded
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This is excellent.
Bravo, label-making person. Bravo.
Not such a fan of the laminated signs, though.
I assume Nescafe Blend 43 is the Shallow World.
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May have been powdered tomato soup.
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Or Bushells Instant Tea. Urgh.
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Someone has used their label maker to good rather than evil. Appearing on the label maker box today, “Use of the label maker is a pivilege not a right.”
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Union or NGO office?
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You might well think that but I couldn’t possibly say.
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Union signs would have some Anger and Action in with the Hope, and a petition to sign. “Shallow world” and “Empty dreams” scream NGO to me.
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Yes, a union place would never have false hope. Too accurate. Too close to the bone.
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Shattered dreams of penalty rates LA?
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If there was false hope written on the cafe bar, people would start to wonder about those dues they were paying. Also, I think the union office would simply have a drum of Pablo a spoon and some plastic cups. An actual cafe bar suggests something a slightly (but not much more) financial, Greenpeace, The Style Council aka Heritage Council. Getting closer SS?
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Sorry TLA, not even close.
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Damn. And is the cafe bar the adult version of soda stream?
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Somewhere large enough for a (snort) cafe bar, but where ironic “abandon hope” messages are not discouraged. Obviously not private enterprise. Public service. Too ritzy for Centrelink. Public service org with reasonable budget.
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Once this lunch room had a buzzing vibrancy, but the MYO franchise moved in down the street, wages went north to keep staff. The wage rises didnt work and staff left. Julie kept the machine topped up, but her skillz were valued elsewhere, and she left. The chicen noodle soup order wasnt repeated, hot chocolate was abandoned. The dispenser knobs were removed.
The tragedy of the commons and passive aggressive label making cunts.
Corporatised government entity? – nice reflection in the photo!
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“Corporatised government entity?”
Yep. I think you are closing in. Alinta?
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Wait. FESA? Perfect slogans for fire authority cafe bar. I vote fesa.
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I vote Level 2, 140 William Street.
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Ahh. Interesting, but I think still trending FESA, or what’s the environmental toothless tiger called?
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I’ve seen the kitchens at 140 William (curiously, visitors have to walk through the staff galley kitchen between the meeting rooms and public lifts). They look closer to Tokyo Hilton than Cafe Bar.
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There are no Cafe Bars, or in fact GTEs, at 140 William St. Testify. SAT was the last place I was offered Cafe Bar instant, so that gets my vote.
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This should so be a Poll.
Where is the cafe bar?
1. Dept of Judge Dredd.
2. Office of electric poles falling over.
3. Games for the Innumerate (Lotteries)
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Styro, and a huge bucket of white sugar.
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Yes agreed, but it can’t be human services, where it would be most fitting, as they don’t tend to allow humour.
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A cafe bar signals a service that takes money from the public, not one like centrelink that has to beg for its budget. A monopoly.
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Department of ‘Justice’? That would fit nicely.
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gallows humour, I like it.
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Not too schadenfreude orbs?
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Port authority?
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Bus depot!!
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Have you been following me Orbs?
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Flitting from cafe bar to cafe bar at The Port authority, water corp, Fesa, Planning, lotteries commission, heritage – the law of diminishing returns savagely biting into the satisfaction at every drop of dry powder into a styro cup.
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False Hope. Only $5 a cup. I want that franchise.
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Categorically not worst. Empty Dreams=Moccona?
You work at Lotteries House RubyRuby?
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SS… RR… what can I say but I lack attention to detail. Sorry SaltySuzy.
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No Offense Tayken Lisa.
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Now I want to know if there was no offense by saying you work at Lotteries or calling you RR….
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You can never have enough convenient slop buckets.
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Especially when there is some one ensconced for hours in the only “convenience”.
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The first thing I would do is overfill this fucker.
Wonder what sign is attached to the slop bucket? Slop bucket must not be used for making coffee.
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Contents of slop bucket easily mistaken for International Roast coffee.
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Was this act an Unintentional Boast?
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You’re welcome to use my slop for making a bit of coffee ;) It would sure put a bit of spunk in your day I dare say.
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See what happens when you don’t ban trolls TLA? They multiply.
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Yes, that’s right, all kinds of SLOP is accepted here.
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This looks ‘shopped. I can tell by the pixels and from seeing quite a few ‘shops in my time.
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Not shopped. Stumbled upon when visiting another branch of the large org I work at. Allegedly.
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Aren’t you supposed to say ‘Shooped?
I ask merely for clarification and am not criticising you in any way. Nothing suss!
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Suss you say?
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Yes, Shoop da woop.
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Neither. Or is it both. And wanted to see what it feels like to deliberately write and spell like a cunt.
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Heh heh. I like the Not Worst at all cafe bar. And I love your evading the question of Just Where you found it!
Nice work! And, good shot!
(is there also a forlorn looking biscuit tin with a few crumbs and half a stale looking scotch finger?)
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Hey a Woolfey tweet.
Why wasn’t I consulted??
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It’s the f****** nanny-state gone mad. What’s next, they’re going to make laws against us from going “Beep Beep Beep” during sex?
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In your case, there would be no one else there to report you.
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Sorry i havent been online all day it was at my grandparents house in Inglewood from 8:45am-3:15pm, The dogs in Inglewood bark to much heres a list of the times they barked 11:25am,11:30am,1:15pm,1:18pm,1:20pm,1:25pm and 2:52pm, Anyone know ways to stop this that is not Complaning or using a dog whistle?
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you could try shoving your head down the barking dog’s throat and leaving it there for a few hours
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…or you could get it to suck my cock.
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No thats considered Animal Cruelty and also I the owners would notice it aswell, Ive already tryed standing in the garden and playing loud music or my mobile phone but it didnt work because 4 minutes later it the barking started again!.
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Sorry, I haven’t been online all day. It was at my grandparent’s house in Inglewood from 8:45am-3:15pm. The dogs in Inglewood bark too much. Here’s a list of the times they barked: 11:25am, 11:30am, 1:15pm, 1:18pm, 1:20pm, 1:25pm and 2:52pm inclusive. Anyone know of ways to stop this, I.E barking, that is not complaining or using a dog whistle?
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Paracleet you could train the dog, use ear plugs or perhaps shove TL101 down the throat of the offending hound for a few hours.
Thankyou for asking your most erudite and intriguing question
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For the second and final time DONT COPY ME!.
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I’ve got it! It’s in the Weld Club.
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Dreams are not empty there, they are fulfilled.
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I can’t believe some drone from that kitchen hasn’t written in.
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The Weld Club kitchen? Getting ready for the “Felching of Prince Phillip”
All those B&S’s rushing to the letter box “Where’s the invite youse cunce?”
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Suerely they have fresh tea delivered by a cooli?
Not that you’ll ever know, Cohen.
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His Guildford Cuntry Club application was blackballed back to the stone age to.
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Rose Hill accept everyone
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This looks like a uni staff room or common area jobbie…
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Unis would be all cappucino machines.
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People still drink cappucinos?
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You are right. I meant expresso. Up the yin yang.
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espresso or ristretto rather
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Or with the CaféBar, Nescafé Espresso, if they’re on a spree. In the “False Hope” caddy.
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outside the elite inner city, yes they do.
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I think you’ll find they prefer mugacinos in rurotardia.
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Nah, moyte! Dare Double Espresso, yah softcocks! Or a Macca’s Iced Coffee…until they stopped sellin’ ’em, those cunce…
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I am 1000 km from an inner city. I had a macchiatto. I think….
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Empty dreams must be decaf.
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