As the bong inspectors saddle up and start closing in, there’s panic selling on the streets. Seen by Nataliafan#1 Morley Markets.
And Pete F sent some Cairns shots. “kangaroo lined sideboard. awesome.
Kangaroo skin cut & coloured to be gun & soldiers uniform on the wall behind.
& illustrated erotique chinious (french text).
Bonus tail light man to give the elderly something to puzzle over.”
Yes the kangaroo fur lined sideboard is magnificent.
And Bento sees that cock graffiti needs to go bigger, have explanatory arrows and captions, AND be near a Cocos to make the grade these days. On the Barrio.
Worst well.
The Worst of Perth 
Lordy: it’s spurting blood! Frightening. And am I the only one thinking hub has moved into the Top Ten words beloved by politicians, bureaucrats, and planners?
LikeLike
YAY first comment (NO OFFENCE.)
LikeLike
Hub is beloved of planners. It means, um, place, I think.
LikeLike
Or in Queensland, golf course.
LikeLike
Alicia Butwell? Doesn’t everybody?
LikeLike
Not since my third child.
LikeLike
A hub is the centre of things:
A vibrant hub probably has bearing troubles.
Like a tom cat – a ball bearing mouse trap.
LikeLike
I think one of my earliest tweets was, “New arts hub “covered in semen”. Conceptual artists…
or something along those lines.
LikeLike
Some very nice worsting here. Tail light man = awesome. However, I’m a liitle disappointed that they didn’t fashion a nice little soldiers hat from a kangaroo scrotum.
LikeLike
I AM expecting a link to a Kangaroo Scrotum Soldiers hat from Snuff…
LikeLike
I’m onto it. There’s gotta be one around here somewhere, but if I can’t find one online, I’ll track one down when I’m in Cairns next week.
LikeLike
Oh yep – wandering through Southbank Markets with a bestie visiting from Perth, just last weekend i happened upon the Kangaroo Ballsack Stall – was a truly illuminating moment – i am now saving up to treat myself for Christmas – as you can see…. they are life changing….
LikeLike
Good to hear you’re alive and well, mp. Here’s a site you might like.
LikeLike
splen·dif·er·ous as always, Snuff – big loving July 28th – also a big fan of these guys – http://goodfuckingidea.com
LikeLike
How about a soldeir’s scrotum kangaroo hat?
LikeLike
Like++.
LikeLike
I bought a glass one in the shape of Che Guevera, if anyone’s interested.
LikeLike
I sincerely hope you didn’t
LikeLike
Bong, or cock?
LikeLike
I imagine my submission makes it clear which.
LikeLike
The bong sale shop at Morley Square has a huge Che Guevara flag for sale, if you have to ask…
LikeLike
The cock’n’balls is pretty good but there is some work to do catch up with our cousins across the dutch.
LikeLike
The kiwis they love the cock
LikeLike
The item which is worst in that Cairns shop is the Beatles poster.
LikeLike
Kangaroo trimmed furniture ftw.
LikeLike
What is the point in Morley Markets when youve already got Galleria?
LikeLike
do you understand chronology?
LikeLike
No but i understand Geography and Shopping.
LikeLike
Do you cottage here often TL101?
LikeLike
Live In Morley Markets, No I dont cottage there anyway do you cottage in Northbridge?
LikeLike
ergo – TL101=54 yo tedious cunt
LikeLike
A Truly Noty Worst, but RIP Reg Whiteman – the original and BEST Fat Cat.
http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/entertainment/a/-/television/9943575/tributes-for-man-behind-fat-cat/
Vic Demised, who spent some time with Obese Feline will be particularly upset at this news.
LikeLike
Vale.
LikeLike
Bye bye Faty Cat
LikeLike
Dont Be Stupid, Its not funny that the guy that played him died!
LikeLike
I just hope he didn’t die at 7:30…goodnight girls & boys. Lights out. Once and for all and off to the Big Sleep.
RIP Mr Fat Cat…thank you for picking me.
LikeLike
WA TV History Tribute To Reg Whiteman.
LikeLike
Thanks Frank…many happy memories had watching Fat Cat’s Funtime Show and Earlybirds in the late 70s through to the mid 80s. I once even attended a taping of Funtime in 1981, when I was six…”pick me, Fat Cat!” was the cry we all entreated, and he did indeed pick me! What a thrill!
Again, thank you Frank and a big thanks to Reg, the man behind the Cat…rest in peace, and neck down a sardine milkshake for me too 0:)
LikeLike
That (as of midnight) no-longer bong shop can no longer facilitate self-help for those so troubled.
At least now they can walk a few steps due East and visit Comic Sans Counselling instead.
(On a serious note, Barnett Rubble and Bobby Johnson: you, sirs, are both fuckwits extraordinaire. I hope the Hillarys Division of The Mullers and Packers Union helps turf your sorry arse out, Minister for the Police State. Get Fucked, you muppets.)
LikeLike