exported

Posted on June 3, 2011 by rottobloggo

This back yard was full of empties this morning. I love the goon bag, lonely in a sea of tinnies. My sources reveal the students who rent this western suburbs house always alert the neighbours about their events. The kids say there will be two hours of partying – and true to their word, guests arrive at 8pm, socialise, and then leave punctually at 10pm for the next venue. As we can see, perhaps one person drank too deeply last night. Overall, not worst – apart from the dreadful choice of beer.

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20 Responses to exported

  1. orbea's avatar orbea says:
    June 3, 2011 at 11:47 am

    looks like they overdid the wine

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  2. Russell Wolfe's Lovechild's avatar Russell Wolfe's Lovechild says:
    June 3, 2011 at 11:49 am

    Road pizza – no carrot. What gives?

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  3. poor lisa's avatar poor lisa says:
    June 3, 2011 at 11:49 am

    I’m pretty sure I was at that party, in or around 1987.

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  4. Phil from the City's avatar Phil from the City says:
    June 3, 2011 at 11:59 am

    Export = PBR

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  5. rottobloggo's avatar rottobloggo says:
    June 3, 2011 at 12:03 pm

    As the old Etonian explains to Charles, after Sebastian has spewed through his window:

    “I trust that you will forgive my friend. The wines were too various. It was neither the quality nor the quantity that was at fault – it was the mixture. Grasp that and you have the very root of the matter. To understand all is to forgive all.”

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  7. ronggly's avatar ronggly says:
    June 3, 2011 at 2:02 pm

    They really should have used the Hills Hoist as a goonbag server. Sounds like they didn’t have enough time though.

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  8. The Legend 101's avatar The Legend 101 says:
    June 3, 2011 at 6:24 pm

    What a lot of Beer!

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  9. tree's avatar tree says:
    June 5, 2011 at 7:55 pm

    seriously people, where is the dedication here. I think there is only about 3 blocks worth there, thats not even 34 litres of beer and half a goon bag. These people are giving students a bad name. Shame

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  12. langhorne's avatar langhorne says:
    June 6, 2011 at 5:21 pm

    Where does Emu export Emu export to? Certainly not land of XXXX. Or, is it brewed somewhere else and exported to WA. Just wondering.

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    • RubyRuby's avatar RubyRuby says:
      June 6, 2011 at 5:29 pm

      Thank you for asking this question. I have always been afraid to ask it of anyone drinking Emu Export. Or even Emu Draft. Or Emu Bitter.

      But then does Tennants export anywhere further than Shetland?

      Hmm. 5.30. Time to see if my Leffe is ready for quaffing…

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  13. tony bill's avatar tony bill says:
    August 12, 2011 at 6:51 pm

    another successful college BNO event. Sherry flagon circles and a bus trip to continue!

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  14. The Legend 101's avatar The Legend 101 says:
    August 13, 2011 at 6:33 am

    Wow i bet they had tones of cleaning up to do the next day, It looks like quite a Big Mess to me!

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