Unexpectedly Margaret River has a small bar that was actually nice. Certainly a step up from wine wankerism and surfturdism down the street. Boho. I recommend the Mojitos.
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Wow tmy dad would like it there.
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Your dads into mojitos and reformed ferals?
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no, why would you care but he does like a bit of wine.
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Nice and dark.
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Too dark to be able to see my Skywolf jacket.
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I was in a taxi today and noticed that this was reviewed by the flavour-phobic fatman in the Worst… he gave it 11.5 out of 20.
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I didn’t eat any comfits or pork bellies. Just piss.
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Are they giving away The West in cabs now?
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No. I wouldn’t pay for that thing but (old school) taxi drivers seem to be willing. Goes well with 6PR.
I haven’t seen any of the Indian drivers reading it – makes me wonder if there is a Hindi equivalent.
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So 11.5 means he hated it whereas 12.5 would mean he liked it as I remember the ratings system.
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and 13.5 would mean someone recognised Broadguts and gave him a freebie
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would you describe yourself as a ‘yuppie’?
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Broadfield reviewed it in Teh West this Saturday
you were in there so soon after him you would have been able to smell his lingering farts
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The twisted, almost randomly hung lighting cables, suggesting a ceiling of living tree roots, threatening the strangulation of anyone mentioning the name of a non-boutique beer; the cool yet meaningless prints, the worst of which celebrates the letter “d” for no apparent reason (disgust? drunkeness? death?) against a similarly strangulatory skein – suggestive of vines and twigs and all things spiky and spiny and twisty yet cute in the way that all the best graphic design does is days: a giant ball of yarn unravelled by a girl in plaits through city streets; birds, rabbits, and deer – cavorting in a neverwhere of silhouette; the comforting urban-pooh of Enid Blyton fantasies as seen through a glass darkly; as through the bottom of a $70 bottle of Margaret River grenache.
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Yes but do they serve chips?
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Pork belly chips
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Is that pressed tin I see?
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Faux possibly.
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Teh West also did a feature on A.A. Gill this weekend, in which he described his writing style as ‘bombastic, opinionated, a bit smug and slightly patronising.’
maybe now readers will understand where Broadfield stole it
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Yes, I hadn’t realised that until you said it. There is a distinct difference, though; A.A. Gill is quite often entertaining. Have you ever laughed at a Broadfield review?
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Damn straight I have.
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there was his review a couple of weeks ago where he got Bali belly in the middle of a restaurant review and nearly shat himself. Had he actually shat himself, I may have laughed.
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he could do with some exercise, otherwise we’ll be bored again with his ‘near death’ experiences and city to surf discourse again
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And you could have jus’ popped down to Northbridge for a burger.
And the decor.
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Heath Ledger = Perth’s James Dean. A better driver but not a very good phamacologist.
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So, this means that no burger bar will be complete without his image on a wall?
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Saint John Paul the Most Profitable
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