King of Joondalup

LEAR: Let it be so; thy truth, then, be thy dower:
For, by the sacred radiance of the sun coast,
The mysteries of Mindarie, and the night;
By all the operation of the orbs
From whom we do exist, and cease to be;
Here at ECU Joondalup Campus;
I disclaim all my paternal care,

Propinquity and property values of blood,
And as a stranger to my ute and me
Hold thee, from this, for ever (ie FOWF).
CORDELIA: Dude, back off.

The jumbled and incomplete impression I got from the raw comment stack (without being able to see the posts or who was slagging who) while I was in Viet Minh territory was that Orbea had fallen foul of various stalwarts and editors. Frankly I can’t be bothered to go back and get all au fait with the whole situation, but the cunt sent me this, so I don’t care anyway. As Orbea said, “Talk about setting your standards low – and failing.” Jesus is as much King of Joondalup as..well… Someone is king of Somewhere. (insert own krazy comparisons.)

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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72 Responses to King of Joondalup

  1. Snuff says:

    King of Joondalup druggies, and apostrophes.


  2. Rolly says:

    ….and may the good lord preserve me from religion.


  3. Shazzanator says:

    Credit where it’s due Orbs. This is a fantastic worst.


  4. The Legend 101 says:

    My friend lives in Joondalup.


  5. pete says:

    “Mine is not a kingdom of this world.”

    So far it’s hard to argue against the banner.


  6. rottobloggo says:

    Jesus bless us!

    (Henry IV Part I).


  7. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    40 years in the desert, part the Red Sea …. and you end up in Joondalup! Sounds like hell to me. Why have you forsaken me?


  8. Lucky Star says:

    King of Joondalup
    a messiah for a new age
    of bogans and druggies


  9. Jaidyn-Jaxxon says:

    The real worsts are those ladybug/clover bead drapes


  10. Bento says:


    Can we please, please, please have a Christian Guitar Hero night for our next TWOP knees-up?


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