G-banger saw the new – and in fact old Cannington chic at Myers Carousel. Shows Fremantle fashionistas how it’s really done. You know I’m not 100% convinced that this is the ideally posed mannequin for this piece of clothing. You may disagree.
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There once was a poor mannequin
Adorning that hell Cannington
Not entirely unlike
The local town bikes
In tending to flash her quim
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I just learned there is a Myer in Carosuel.
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You know the close up really wasn’t necessary.
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No? Better to be safe. I was training Deefock on TWOP mis en scene when putting it up. I’m still wondering how the person responsible would have thought that this was working well.
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Close up is useful for the prices.
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I’m wondering what the $29.95 gets you.
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It certainly got our attention. Maybe that’s not such a good thing. I still can’t decide whether it’s Bowie or Sharon Stone, but it’s a bloody awful outfit regardless.
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Maybe there was meant to be a cross-promotion with the lingerie department… and then they got their demographics report and decided not to bother?
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I think yours is the most likely explanation
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And she’d be one of the conservative girls of the area…
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yes, she’s wearing a skirt.
prude.
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Bit early for the Perth Cup promotion, isn’t it?
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It’s earlier every year blah blah blah…
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It seems like the skills of the ‘dresser are not all that they’re cracked up to be.
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Yes, they need a flange wrangler.
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The shoes are quite OMG IT’S LOST A HAND!
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Just makes it that little bit harder to pull off that “come hither” look that can catch any unaware man (especially without underwear) to the dangerous lure of Cannington
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Maybe someone needed a hand after copping a look under that skirt. Assuming Ken and Barbie genitalia is what does it for them.
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It’s PC gone mad.
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Living in a flange nanny state?
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It has a touch of the Miss Nude has no nipple – Carosuel Slut has no flange. And to be fair to the young ladies at the Perth Cup most of them do wear underwear, at least when they leave the house.
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Could it be a tribute to 60’s sitcom “Leave Off the Beaver”?
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Maybe that’s where her missing right hand went…well, her lips are sealed, in any case.
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Yes you do see a few growlers at the dogs.
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I’m hearing this.
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Oh wait – yes, you’re right.
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Shit, sorry about that. Just ignore me. I was being a dickhead.
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