By Tim. Glendalough. Let the future feast on this. Doesn’t identimark feature a premium “black label” service? And the bricks? Magniificent.
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The Worst of Perth 
The Glendalough bogan, like an exotic bird, gathers the shiniest scraps from the environment to decorate his nest. Proudly displaying his prized possessions, he simultaneously intimidates other local males with his bounty and attracts the female bogan for the purpose of mating.
Just as well he has security screens.
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There was a time, Shaz, not so long ago, when I could have enjoyed imagining that in David Attenborough’s dulcet tones, but then I heard Randall.
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Yes imagine it in Randall speak.
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I’m trying very hard not to, thanks.
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Glendalough bogan don’t care. Glendalough bogan just guzzles the shit out of it.
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‘life life on the edge’ of the window sill
it’s all black. even the white bits.
is that a Peter Brock memorial stubby holder? classy
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No doubt a frequent visitor to this obscenity.
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I can only imagine this type of Brock memorabilia collecting bogan regularly goes to that shrine in Kalamunda to cry and remember it’s hero. Alternatively, if it’s with it’s mates, it drinks some of the above shown alcoholic drinks and discusses what a “f**ken legend” Brocky was.
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Brocky is a polarising presence in the community. Even now.
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And don’t quote me, but I’m pretty sure that’s a reflection of Mt Fuji in the background.
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i wouldn’t be surprised tla, apparently the earthquake moved japan substantially.
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Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.
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I don’t have a problem with Brocky. I’m sure he was a nice bloke. But some of the tributes are ridiculous.
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Was that a pun about Brock’s infamous last HDT special, The Director (a hotted-up VL Calais), which featured the controversial Energy Polariser, which was a box of crystals to channel energy?
If so, that was a very clever pun, TLA. Just don’t tell all the bogans who lionise Brocky about all those decidedly non-bogan pursuits he zealously followed like veganism, crystal healing and meditation.
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I was going to add “see what I did there?” but restrained myself.
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I saw it. “Doctor” Dowker is turning in Brock’s grave.
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While the collection of boganabilia is appalling, surely that mortar with cream bricks is teh Worst?
“Live life on the edge” – the bogans’ creed, just before he is launched into someone’s loungroom after failing to take an intersection. Just like Brocky.
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I’m impressed that Brocky appears to have autographed his own memorial stubby holder. That’s a fair effort.
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Probably autographed thousands, reasoning that he’d be dead some day, and that future cunts could fill in the date.
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I wonder if there is a warehouse full of Ben Cousins 1978-2008 Memorial Stubby Holders somewhere around Perth.
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Twas amusing to hear Karl Langdon talking about speed this morning.
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Window needs more of this, this, and this.
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Hahaha, is the genuine leather detailing (as mentioned in the third link) on his face?
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When’s Brocky? Was he a cricket gaint or just another wired footy player?
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brocky’s on first.
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I didn’t think first was like that?
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ot, but i love the northam tweet.
i reckon the detainees don’t want to go there either.
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I saw the Northam tweet. If there was more of that guaranteed (in general, not just from TLA) I might even go and look at the twitterverse for myself.
Would love to see the Dept of Immigration and whatever do a crackdown on visa-overstayers. The white ones, rich enough to come here by plane. Would open up plenty of housing in the northern beaches – and wouldn’t that make Northam much more vibrant?
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you are referring to actual illegal immigrants. i too, would love to see the same treatment applied to these folk as is applied to the asylum seekers who are legals immigrants.
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I met one whose working visa went kaput with the GFC. He was still here, sans visa, and on the dole. WTF? Tertiary educated, English speaking, all first world advantages… Grr. Northam would be too good…
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it’s not often you’d say that northam is too good, but on this occasion i couldn’t agree more.
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Bogen House
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Is that an Australian flag key-ring in there?
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No, but theres Jack Daniels beer
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No doubt the bogans would buy that too, if only such a beverage existed…
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Going by the reflection, this is under a hundred metres from where I live. I’m surprised we’ve seen so little of glendalough on here before, it has so much potential.
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i feel sorry for you.
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No offence Matt but where the hell is Glendalough?
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Formerly known by the train station announcement as Glenda-lock.
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Glendalow is on third , on the way to hell.
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It’s where the lower class who want to be near to subi live.
As a side note, I found this window today – it’s in the same block of units I live in.
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Perhaps you can draft a response for the tenant and slip it under the door. be sure to include “loosers” and “get a life”.
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