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As the Mighty Boosh would have it – No smoke without fire, Tony. Unless it’s a smoke machine… then it’s dry ice.
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crikey!
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Is this asking Tony to pay ‘our’ (meaning the graffiti artists*) drug debts? Or does ur mean ‘your’ in this instance being Tony?
Tony should probably sit tight and wait until he’s beaten up. Or maybe they’ll show serious they are by adding a disembodied cock.
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a disembodied cock – with missing nurries.
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Awesome. Just awesome.
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I’m impressed they spelt debts correctly.
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eventually! Looks like he had to pay up to his ‘drug dept’ on first go
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This really annoys me. You’ve gone to a bit of effort. Bought a can of spray paint, snuck around to his house and presented Tony with what you consider an important message.
One would assume that the debt was significantly overdue and important to the author but for some reason they got halfway through the message and decided it was no longer important enough to write the word ‘your’ in it’s entirety.
Bad enough already but to try and pass off ‘ur’ as the word ‘your’ when it clearly indicates ‘you are’ is pushing the boundaries of even the loosest forms of written communication.
If they were short of time, surely they could have dropped the name Tony from the message. Unless there are multiple residents of the house who have significant drug debts, it’s redundant. Even if there are multiple persons, giving them a hurry up as well isn’t going to hurt business.
I wouldn’t pay on principle.
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Yeah, could be two Tonys.
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Being EVP, there are almost certainly multiple residents with drug debts.
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In this day of “text speak” as my other half calls it, it isn’t surprising that the debt collector has dropped the ‘y’ and the ‘o’ and only written ‘ur’. Especially when trying to spray a message up there and quickly get away. What I find even worse is working an a corporate environment and getting emails from some little trashbag who thinks that kind of spelling is appropriate in a work environment. I could forgive it if it were a personal one-on-one email, but it is almost always in group work emails regarding important client information.
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Grow up. I too can’t stand text speak, but who gives a shit. Comments like this are always written from a high horse, which is probably simulated with a stack of dictionary with which the author constantly consults. No one likes the ‘ur’, we get it. The grammar nazi is a redundant roll sorry.
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Apart from “looser” obviously.
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Yes looser, gaint and wired TLA.
But there’s the Godwin law thingy.
Then there’s the “stack of dictionary” fuck up.
What no ‘get a life’?
This isn’t Buckels after a hard day at the coalface is it?
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Must get Buckels back in the game. In other news, I was followed by both She-Ra and Johnny Young on Twitter today.
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Maybe Johnny Young loves your anti Max Kay work? They are the same vintage, no? Probably knows Professor Dr Harries PhD too.
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Thanks for the apology, Matt, but who gives a shit, apart from you obviously ? How else is anyone supposed to
mountget on their high horse without a stack of dictionarii ? And would that be a redundant finger roll ?LikeLike
I suppose Matt’s rebuke of the grammar nazis excuses his own failure to pluralize the word “dictionary” in the context of a “stack” of such.
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*role
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I gave him the benefit of the doubt on that one Bento; thought he might mean “roll” as in a “roll of the dice,” though you’re probably right. Anyway, moderation time-lag has resulted in several redundant posts.
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A stack of dictionary does have some kind of resonance no?
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Dictionarii, FTW !
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p.s. Not convinced it’ll get a guernsey, TLA, but still a worthwhile suggestion.
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I thought he left the t off.
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Pranked.
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I know. If one has a business model they should stick to the business model. There really is no need for this. Im sure a simple mate to mate discussion over a VB would have sorted it anyway.
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pete, without the personalisation it could be possibly be construed as a public service message to the citizens of EVP and hence loses it’s threatening nature:
eg. Keep Calm and Carry On
Drive to Stay Alive
Cunthole Doodle (or is that a teaser ad for that new Rockingham wine bar)
Pay Ur Drug Debts
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WA – The Wildflower State
WA – The State of Excitement
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WA – Fuck off we’re full of it
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FTW !
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And of course. Nice timing, Bo, if nothing else.
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Only in East Vic Park, surely.
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Next stop, Greg’s house.
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I like it that they still write as if texting, as if that garage door was just a large telephone screen
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Yeah maybe he misplaced his phone and unable to communicate via any other
means was forced to improvise. This might be his, and not Tony’s house.
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Riiiiiight, so Tony pullsinto the drive to buy some and he’s reminded to pay up. Yeah. I can dig it.
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I’m not convinced they could discern the difference if their gear is good enough, skink. Perhaps it’s just the result of a flat phone battery ? Alternatively, I can just see them pondering, “Is it your or you’re ? Bugger it … UR.”
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Sending a message to Tony’s Accounts Payable via text graffiti on the garage door isn’t normal. But on Meth its just Tuesday
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I see the Scarsdale suburban guessing game of “is the seemingly respectable next door neighbor a junkie” is equally popular if oddly abbreviated in Perth.
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It also applies toxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxx if you live in the Beechboro / Lockridge area of Perth. When we lived over that way he was nicknamed xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxx crack dealer due to the amount of neighbours who’d run out to see him, but run back inside minus xxx xxxxxxx each time. They couldn’t always have been 20 cents short.
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Apparently our neighbours used to play that game with our house a couple of owners before we bought it. We found a police search warrant, obviously lost by a previous owner, down the back of the kitchen drawers when we moved in and cleaned up.
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If this was my garage id freak out.
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fixed that for you
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This house is now for sale. Only took a week from graffiti to estate agents showing people around.
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Is the message still on the garage door for the home open? I’d love to see an estate agent explain that away.
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Selling the place would have to go some way toward paying off the debts, surely. I wonder if it’s this place ?
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And while I’m sure Tony’s disappointed, check out these poor buggers.
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couldnt make gypsy joker speed with a trashed bathtub
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Parenting GOLD.
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Nah, that backyard would get a generous tax deduction as a primary producer. Tony could only dream of living there.
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