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Archive by google so now whenever future generations look their school up on the internet they’ll say – check out the balls on those 07 leavers.
And even if the school asks google to remove it, it will be archived here too.
This internet thing is great. I reckon it might just catch on.
If recent genital graff is anything to go by the human biology curriculum has gone to shit in our schools.
It takes balls to live in Mandurah.
Natalia Fan – it’s the Catholic College. Take home message – EVERY sperm is sacred…
I was thinking the penis to testicle ratio was a bit off too shazza.
Somewhat akin to this Strat, PLS.
Worth’s is not worst; for the apostrophe alone.
Yes indeedy Snuff!
Without wishing to be picky, that is actually an out of shape Fender Jazz Bass…
Indeed it is. Thanks, WAtching.
Shades of <ahref=http://maps.google.com.au/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=Deloraine,+Tasmania&aq=0&sll=-25.335448,135.745076&sspn=40.106451,57.392578&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Deloraine+Tasmania&ll=-41.525415,146.655421&spn=0.016482,0.028024&t=h&z=15&layer=c&cbll=-41.525366,146.655571&panoid=lLC6iOQyQG1RvLbfS_x5Kw&cbp=12,188.56,,0,-5.78 .this apostrophe work.
Let me fix that link.
Speaking of links, this video is superb. “What’s your next bright idea, a yodelling wolf penis?”
Lucky Star, it could have been the artistic interpretation by a proud school leaver who had sired an infant son – those infants have he-yu-ge clonker / todger ratio happening. So extra curricular rather than textbook exposure is my take on that, Shazza.
It’s a superior type of cock Art down in the south… and is anyone else creeped out by the inclusion of Fistula in the Latin name for Golden Shower?
You’re not the only one WAtching. You would hope the plant smells nothing like a fistula or a golden shower. Lot’s of nasty metal imagery going on.
Watch ’em turn brown. And never sniff, even when yellow.
I know lots of people with Farms and all in Madurah, there are some nice parts but what is up with that college?
funniest comment yet.
fuck yeah i go to mcc and this was a prabk done by the year 12s it still hasnt been removed and some yr sevens were caught vaping once
Is the disembodied penis motif common to all of Australia or is it a Perth specialty?
We have penis graffiti in New York, but it’s always next to an image on a poster of the mouth of some public figure and a word balloon saying YUM YUM or IM A COCKSUKER or once, at the First Avenue Station of the F Train, I WISH THIS WAS KARL ROVE’S DICK HE IS MY GOD (it was a poster showing Rupert Murdoch).
The floating solo genitals sans sexual/satirical context, not so much.
Were a few in melbourne, and as you describe, there was this “New York” style one but we’re plagued with the other kind here. I have been sent at least 20 other shots I haven’t used.
It seems a bit odd.
Wall, staircase, planters, palm trees, disembodied existentialistic floating penis of nothingness, speed bump.
That’s how I picture it.
Some future cunt might explain the phenomenon: see, for example, “>here and here.
as though it’s important…
I keep hoping I’ll be walking to the bus one morning as see someone has finally drawn a cock on the posters for Michael Keenan that are all around here. Either that or some devil horns and blackened teeth. Would give me great pleasure to see that smarmy grin defaced.
you need to ask MR 276 nicely.
I’m sure he could put something together…
Something like this PLS? WAtching may at last get the kudos his photoshopping deserved.
Indeed he does NF#1. I’ve always wondered what Mr Keenan was member of. Well done WAtching.
Hopefully MR 276 is still around somewhere. What better way to use up an old broken TV set. Wouldn’t it be a funny coincidence if he/she actually works at the TV repair shop next to Mr Keenan’s office.
He’s looking a lot more faded these days.
Hmm, in case it didn’t work…
A little faded- but still smilin’.
I’d say it’s a Perth specialty.
LA- ‘still extant’? Still still in existance?
Def in existence; still existing; not destroyed or lost esp documents.
I think often used for something that would normally be expected to be long gone.
The rooftop testicular lends itself to one of several scenarios:
a) This is a statement what a balls-up this year was, in relation to the spatial position of the written component
b) The person who painted this self-portrait is not only an artist with paints, but is also a bass voiceover artist with the requisite twelve testes to be two octaves below Barry White
c) The person who painted this self-portrait has normally-proportioned gonads, but is equipped with a pin dick, possibly circumcised, thus depriving him of even more penis
d) Just another bellend from Crab Town whose best-case scenario is to work up in the moines and become just another CUB on a canal, but ultimately forever marooned in Mandurah and wanted something to be remembered by.
You’re ruling out Rolly Tasker?
You can slot that in as an option e…good suggestion, why did I not think!
(e) Spontaneous act of bored, drunk teens; operating in the dark and desperate to finish before being spotted by the police chopper.
It’s probably my filthy mind (ha! Filthy pictures, more like!), but if you notice the map of directions to the Ford dealer selling those utes, doesn’t it resemble a double-decker dog?
I suppose they are trying to attract the attension [sic] of this tradie.
Now that you mention it, there is a bit of a double-decker dog in there. With a football thrown in below the receiving dog for extra fun.
Offtopic TLA – Did you get my email of a nice Death notice Worst ? :-)
Which is why I sent it – And I thought Italians had some weird death customs – but having a mobile phone dedicated to condolences ??
Same with these halfwits who set up Facebook tribute pages – then complain when people post abuse on it.
Where is Bacton House? I have never noticed that Worth’s sign, and I had forgotten that chain existed.
The old Metro Food Court banners are a Worst on their own, but I never have time for a quick snap.
Hay Street mall, approximately near Dymock’s IIRC.
Here it be, Grrr.
Link borked ? This one should be okay.
Thanks. It appears I walk by it all the time.
And there, directly opposite, is one of the tattered and forlorn banners from the old Metro Food Court I mentioned. I must have known, somehow.
If memory serves that was the location of the New Hay Street Market about 12 years ago. Or something similar.
Zero genigraffiti so far in India.
Lots of dogs having a crap on the pavement though.
only dogs? must be cleaning up.
Had a special lassi yet?
That comes as ‘Tart’n Breakfast” in upmarket Scottish whorehouses, Shazz.
Grilla’s camera was obviously more interested in the gravel.
Art D –
Must try harder.