Tiny Head and Friends

A worst by Natalia fan#1. Wembley Food Court. I’ve always thought any food court should be in the Hague. “Spring roll, you have been convicted of being 2 weeks old…” Those Beatles, YIKES! And aren’t there two “looks like an old lesbian” Pauls in that group? And BB “Tiny Head” King, WHOA!tiny head

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44 Responses to Tiny Head and Friends

  1. perthluckystar says:

    Is that meant to be Michael Jackson in the second photo with David Bowie? He looks like they dug him up and modelled it on what they found.

    All those Beatles look like old lesbians to me.


  2. skink says:

    is that BB King? looks more like Blind Lemon Jefferson

    is he wearing glasses? it’s so difficult to tell. but neither is left handed

    who’s the dude next to Ziggy – is it Heath as the Joker? another heartfelt memorial?


  3. cohen says:

    I’m away 10 hours and already “Our Nikki’ is out of the top 10 – for shame…


  4. Ljuke says:

    Zombie rockstars. I like.


  5. Natalia Fan #1 says:

    Photos really can’t do justice to the full scale of worstness here – the playground in the middle of these “likenesses” makes getting good shots difficult. Any connoisseurs should check it out for themselves.


  6. Natalia Fan #1 says:

    Bit disappointed Jane Russell (?) and Marilyn didn’t make it in, though not the worst 0f these by a long shot.


  7. Lennon looks as sourpuss as Bianca Jagger.


  8. perthluckystar says:

    Do you think the person making them thought, “This’ll get me a little head”, and this is what they ended up with?


  9. The Legend 101 says:

    Once there was a buffet table at xxxxxxxxx square. All the food was old and had been coughed and sneezed on i thought erl to myself.


    • Natalia Fan #1 says:

      That’s nothing L101. Last year I was induced to attend a buffet restaurant (one has to do these things sometimes) which shall remain unnamed. At one point a certain gentleman pushed his way past the lengthy queue and began to help himself from the buffet using his bare hands as scoops, alternately pocketing or shoving into his mouth his ill-gotten meal. The staff looked on, obviously waiting for said gentleman to depart. When he did, they merely tidied around the edges of the troughs, leaving the remainder of the affected food in place. Beat that.


      • Bag O'Turnips says:

        Speaking of buffet halls, there once was on Walter Road in Bedford a place named “Buffet World”, with a sign with the name superimposed upon a globe…it just seemed so, um, very Perth, with the delusions of grandeur for some low-rent suburban feeding trough. A Vanished Worst, now replaced by a place that sells feeding troughs for pets.

        This become something of mirth as an in-joke my sister and I; if ever we’d drive past there, we’d simultaneously shout, “BUFFET WORLD!”, as if we were reciting some TV jingle, that although never did come to pass, would’ve existed in our warped imaginations.


        • Natalia Fan #1 says:

          Once saw a bizarre musical duo at Bedford Buffet World Turnips; you know, of the type of act those places generally used to have, but weirder: a wheezing, wizened Carl Perkins wannabe – guy in his 60s with quiff and the rest – backed by a young asian guy on drum machine and synth. It wasn’t a bad little foodhall if I remember rightly.


        • Grrr says:

          You don’t mean the current City Farmers?


  10. Bag O'Turnips says:

    I am certain that those heads weren’t drawn or painted by some commissioned artist, but instead were blown-up photocopies of lo-fi Eastern Bloc-version artwork of the said musicians’ albums smuggled into those countries back in the day.

    Or that of 60s and 70s era low-grade bootleg album covers, which were both spurious and risible in equal measure like the shoddy-and-poor Soviet pressings.


  11. The Legend 101 says:

    that sounds gross Natalia Fan 1.


  12. The Legend 101 says:

    Im sorry i not involed with that joing stuff.


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