Rapture Wagon

More Jesus mania. Now if this was a Gemini… By Whinging Pom. Seen in Fremantle. Needs boozies on the bonnet, perhaps being ogled by the panther.

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23 Responses to Rapture Wagon

  1. Natalia Fan #1 says:

    Needs more dubstep.


  2. shazza says:

    Would have preferred a messier stigmata. Don’t get me wrong, Im not bagging this, I leave the art criticism to Mez, but I think a few drops of blood would have gone down nicely.


    • First the boozies, then the stigs. I do like how the panther has been rendered in some matt paint, possibly blackboard paint.


    • Bag O'Turnips says:

      It ain’t a S[t]igma[ta], but a Mitsubishi nonetheless: a mid-late 90s Fucking Lancer.

      A bite-size version of the automotive stool that is the Magna. All the journalistic cadets at The Record will be queuing up for one.


  3. skink says:

    The Jesus of the Pirates

    ‘blessed aaargh the peacemakers’


    • Critic#1 says:

      That pirate has no feet! So maybe Jesus is recruiting cripples to become an army of god and is paying them in miracles?

      on another matter anyone know what that symbol on the bonnet is (eye with whale tail, horseshoe?, wings and spider web).


  4. The Legend 101 says:

    Thats a really ugly car. Whats with the patterns is it spose to repisent something because it makes to sence.


  5. Bento says:

    Did they paint that with a potato? Awesome.

    Just to be clear – we LOVE the car. The car is great. That is perhaps the second best car I’ve ever seen in my life, after the dubsteppin’ purple Gem (Geminis being indisputably the greatest cars in the world, and single-handedly responsible for saving the Australian manufacturing industry). The only way this car could be better is if it had an Imagine It sign on it.


    • orbea says:

      too late now for brown-nosing, the isuzu loving toestubbers are getting antsy, soon they’ll be horde-ing in Barinas and gettin’ evil


  6. cobbler says:

    What would it say on the rego papers for colour of vehicle?


  7. orbea says:

    has Jeesus been getting into Mary Magdalene’s rouge? He’s going all ladyboy


  8. RubyRuby says:

    I find the hubcaps disappointing. I suggest some paint, a straw and hand prints?


  9. Ljuke says:

    Hold on… I think I can see Jesus in the paintwork!


  10. River Ralphie says:

    Jesus built my hotrod.


  11. Pete says:

    Relevant link.


  12. Mez says:

    honk honk
    [Buff Jesus looks into his rear-vision mirror, bemused]
    honk honk
    [Buff Jesus winds down window and looks to the car behind]

    Buff Jesus: Wha?!!

    Car Behind: Honk Honk

    BJ: Wha?!! Wha?!! Whaddayawant??!

    CB: I’m doing what you command my lord

    BJ: I didn’t command that you honk me… umm… did I?

    CB: but the sticker on your bumper says “Honk If You Are Horny”

    BJ: really?… I thought it said “Honk If You Love Jesus”…

    CB: it’s a matter of interpretation isn’t it…

    BJ: oh I wish you people would just fuck off…


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