The first real worstoff for some time I think. It’s hard to get behind bad utes these days. Nearly all of them are idiotic to the extent that a good ute is an exception. Here’s one that extolls Rum rooting. I’m assuming Mt. Gay brand? By Charm.
Some Bloke, wanted TWOP eyes directed to this photo on the police Burglar Beware website. Yikes. They should have gone with Rockingham’s Oscar.
A couple of pole graffs. T.True saw $ocietys Cunts. In Mt Hawthorne. Sounds like the sort of clientele Enders would be looking for.
After the recent dubstepping Gemini brouhaha, (Gemini owning dubsteppers are very defensive btw) Bento saw this pole based plea near to where he saw the Drum & Bass pole.
And one left over from Christmas. Jaidyn-Jaxxon asks if this looks like it says “enemas” to anyone else. Yes it does. 
Worst well.
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The Worst of Perth 
Car, blue line, big poles:
Croydon-on-Swan gives me a
Screaming enexma.
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Enexmas. That would be the boxing day sale when they clean out the leftover Christmas crap.
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At least the rum pig and the ene[x]mas have the good sense to use Helvetica…to really be Truly Worst, amateur hour Arial graphics would’ve sealed the deal.
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I love font snobbery.
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And remember, The Worst Of Perth’s Official Font is Gill Sans Ultra Fuck-Off…when I was a newbie on TWOP, I had the temerity to call it by it’s (supposedly) “correct” name as Gill Sans Ultra Bold, until TLA put me right.
Font snobbery will get you far.
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I suspect the use of (gasp) Arial instead of Helvetica would’ve made a difference to about 3 people.
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Imagine it.
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Paying out on my company/business is not appreciated and publishing my website like this is rude.
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Good fun tho’ !
(Lighten up FCS)
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Sigh. Not only do you make the mistake of a papyrus logo, but you compound it by making yourself look like a plonker. People really need to get the hang of dealing with criticism online. Take the opportunty to do something good for your business with all the free publicity. Could I suggest in the future something like…
“Hey guys, you may not like our logo, but we do a great deal on signs. Any readers who saw it can get 10% off etc”
Instead, not only have you drawn attention again to the comment, which no one is likely to have looked at again anyway, but have wasted free publicity for your business AND come across as a dickhead. Nice work.
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illuminated boat signs
S.S. Cuntkini with 10% discunt
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Ahahahaha!
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Pass this almost every day, but never been able to make my mind up as to the quality of the logo.
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Now you’ve made me imagine it in Papyrus.
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It’s a Holden, built like a tank,
I lie down in the back and have another wank.
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Where have I seen those two before ? Ah, yes.
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