This is straying onto the turf of another hyper local I hope to meet, Fitzroyalty, indolentdandy.net/fitzroyalty
But I couldn’t resist. The conversation with the dude who came out:
So you like the Can Opener?
Me: No
Dude: Really? It rammed a whaling ship.
Me: Needs more blood over it.
Dude: Thats not blood. It’s paint. We’re non violent. 
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As previously discussed, (somewhere) whale protesting is more about clam opening than can opening.
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Here, mostly.
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Thx. I’m trying to edit this on the iPad and iPhone at same time. Just noticed my hotel is opposite Mobil Exxon offices too. I can dig it.
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Ah the memories. Good times.
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I’m not sure if I should be getting permission from the cops before straying into another hyper local territory.
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They’ll have you sorted out quick smart
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I wish I had called my boat the Farley Mowat.
Outing the Sea Shepherd as a bunch of self-indulgent wankers probably wouldn’t go down too well in Fitzroy. They take themselves VERY seriously in those parts. Now where did I chain my fixie?
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Therewere more fixies in beaufort street last week my friend. I did feel quite outré being a non tattooed non smoker.
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Am I the only one who thinks that Sea Shepherd are dangerous pirates who do to the law of the sea what Hitler did to the Sudetenland?
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Possibly, but you won’t be the only one who thinks that whale saving is essentially about the sex.
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It’s not all about the … oh.
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but pero no quiero ser pirata!
no, wait… I actually I do
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Annexed it as part of the Greater German Reich?
Your analogy doesn’t stand up.
Could you find a new one?
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Please get a photo of the man in Dexters.
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