The Can Opener

This is straying onto the turf of another hyper local I hope to meet, Fitzroyalty,
But I couldn’t resist. The conversation with the dude who came out:
So you like the Can Opener?
Me: No
Dude: Really? It rammed a whaling ship.
Me: Needs more blood over it.
Dude: Thats not blood. It’s paint. We’re non violent.

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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14 Responses to The Can Opener

  1. As previously discussed, (somewhere) whale protesting is more about clam opening than can opening.


  2. I’m not sure if I should be getting permission from the cops before straying into another hyper local territory.


  3. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    I wish I had called my boat the Farley Mowat.

    Outing the Sea Shepherd as a bunch of self-indulgent wankers probably wouldn’t go down too well in Fitzroy. They take themselves VERY seriously in those parts. Now where did I chain my fixie?


  4. River Ralphie says:

    Am I the only one who thinks that Sea Shepherd are dangerous pirates who do to the law of the sea what Hitler did to the Sudetenland?


  5. David Cohen says:

    Please get a photo of the man in Dexters.


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