Whale Spa

Yes, it says Whale Spa. Just off Teh Arrondissement Inglewood. Dewhale yourself in a sultry fashion.

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22 Responses to Whale Spa

  1. The Bartender's Skills with a Manhatten says:

    That’s actually “whale” as in “why don’t you lose some weight, you fat fucking?”

    They like a direct approach, I see.

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  2. skib says:

    No ‘No fat chix’ at this spa. It’s just for your feet? I’ve heard of fish nibbling your skin for that revitalised vibrant look but whales performing pedicures is new to me.

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  3. skib says:

    A brief google search turns up http://whalespa.net – where even the deluxe model doesn’t feature whaleskin seats. For shame. Step up your game or you’ll never get your cans opened.

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  4. shazza says:

    There’s a Sea Shephard gag here somewhere…

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  5. Snuff says:

    Avast improvement on the Ady Gil, but I still wouldn’t park it in front of the Shonan Maru.

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  6. Bill O'Slatter says:

    After the bust , all the girls on their way back to somewhere in Asia. Japan I think.

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  7. hectic says:

    Blubber & wail, I feel a song coming on.

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