All boxes ticked…

A crudely drawn donger, concrete boozies, baffling intent, inhuman rendering, Cocos Palms, Xmas decorations still up in April, AND Bunbury? Booooooy Howdy Auto-Cat! Mark found this in his photo archives, but it remains as fresh today as when the concrete  boozies were still setting. Perhaps the donger is all part of it, added fresco style into the still wet cement? This is about a perfect a worst as you could get. Oh, AND the bore water stains. And wait, is the head modelled on Tiny Pinder too?

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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32 Responses to All boxes ticked…

  1. Bento says:

    Why the long face?

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  2. Snuff says:

    A perfect storm of worst. Now they’re just toying with you, TLA.

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  3. Pete says:

    OT but -Future worst content coming:
    ‘Jason creates a Ned Kelly letterbox
    Now you can celebrate a true Aussie icon every time you collect the mail. Jason’s new look letterbox draws its inspiration from the legendary bushranger Ned Kelly. With this arresting design the postie will never miss your letterbox again!’

    better homes & gardens tv…

    Are they taking the piss? Making worsting too easy.

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  4. Hugh Jass says:

    One boob is bigger than the other.

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  5. vegan says:

    what a shame that the bypass means that many of us will never get to see such worst.

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  6. rolly says:

    Another top “chef-de-cuisine” lives here.

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    • Bag O'Turnips says:

      No doubt their (most likely a plasma) TV remains tuned alternately to GOON (pronounced gee-double-oh-enn) or WINE (I know, mouldy ol’ PROSH jokes, but still good ‘uns) in order to watch their lifestyle p[r]ogroams, to which they evidently adhere slavishly to their advice. Ergo this confluence of Worsts.

      Amazing. Although many in Perth try, no one does Worst quite like Bunbury.

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  7. Natalia Fan #1 says:

    The “sculpture” looks like a Spanish-loving Easter Island Moai wearing a powdered wig. More evidence of paganity and perversion in the Perth ‘burbs.

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  8. orbea says:

    I alerted you to this monstrous entry statement over a year ago.

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  9. David Cohen says:

    Is that a garden gnome by the bucket in the bottom right??

    As with Gericault’s Medusa masterpiece, this rewards extended study…

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  10. BrownBook says:

    Could be one of King Neptune’s floozies

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