DMc thought youse might appreciate this. A band who have played at every one of the definitive Perth and surrounds Worst events. Their website is almost as bad as the Mens Confraternity too which is an added bonus. Would love to see the setlist.
Perth Venus! Gold!
I have pixellated the band photos just leaving the events and venuses as BH were concerned about copyright, (seriously would anyone want to copy anything from this 1996 style web page?) but have a look for yourselves.
Blue Hornet
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The Asia Beat
The Worst of Perth 
Didn’t play Inseminators ’09? What madness is this??
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They may have made a moral stand against the poster.
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Just found this thread….So you guys get paid to sit at home and hang shit or are you just so lonely, sad and socially inept that this is all you have to do.
So they go out, make a noise, have a few drinks(supplied. Maybe a meal as well) put up with drunks, have a bit of fun and get paid. They are only playing tunes that work.
I was looking for a band for an upcoming event and google bought up this little gem of a thread.
A quick search shows they played the B’n’S 2009 and 2010.
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And then it turned out that it was you that was sad lonely and inept sitting at home googling Blue Fucking hornet. Where did all these social retards come from this week?
Why don’t you get straight to the “loosers” or get a life?
Get a life you sad looser.
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I like the idea that these urbotards PUBLISH information about themselves online and then accuse people who read it of stalking.
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Whose getting paid to hang shit on others? I volunteer my time and wit free of charge buddy.
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See…….. you really should learn how to spell. It makes you look less intelligent when you let loose a tirade and spell or use basic words wrong.
“Loser”, that would be someone who confuses satire and humour with populist opinion.
“Looser” as in, “He has a looser grasp of the English language than a 6yr old”.
Using the word “cunt” in your last post high lights your failed language skills. I know you used it for impact,and good on you for trying, but it failed. You just came across as one of the demographic that you were previously belittling.
Your blog should be nominated for The Worst of Perth.
Unfunny, ill researched and written like a 10yr old had a go at it. My god man, how can you even put yourself out there like that.
But dont let me put you off. You keep going tiger.
No I didnt book Blue Hornet. I was looking for a Jazz quartet or similar.
If anyone knows of one, let me know. Thanks.
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Looking for a jazz quartet? Well of course you were. Looserer and looserer. Poor old Blue Tit. You made them look like idiots again. I’m sure they’re overjoyed.
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Jesus what a cunt.
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“Bought”, as in purchased, or acquired the possession of by paying.
“Brought”, to carry, convey, conduct, or cause (someone or something) to come with, to, or toward the speaker. As in: “You stupid fucking looser, you brought this on yourself.”
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I’d like to see Oats Supply do a Blue Hornet tribute at the Ellington. Jazzy yeah !
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Wasn’t there that Miles Davis “Kind of Blue Hornet”?
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On the “Miles of Piles” album.
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Made in Heaven is a fantastic doco. Next time you’ve got 25 minutes to spare, treat yourself to parts 1, 2 and 3.
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Very true, Jesus. Next time you’ll look more intelligent if you remember that don’t and didn’t include apostrophes, that highlights is one word, and that questions are punctuated with question marks.
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Damn. You’re right.
Thanks for the correction.
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Dimly lit interior [fade in house music]
Skip-scat, Skoodle-dee-doo .. dah-bah-dah .. hi-dee-ho shoo-doo-shoo-bee-ooo-bee… Jelly Roll… Shoo-be-doo-be-doo-wop, Scat-a-tat-tat…
[Buff Jesus limps from the bar. finds a table. places coffee mug. sits]
Jesus Smith: hey buddy, this table is taken
Buff Jesus: …oh… is that you Jesus?
JS: Jesus Christ sorry Jesus, I didnt recognise you – whats with the limp
BJ: oh, sorry the old leg is playing up again, I just need to sit for a little while… I didn‘t see you there, it‘s pretty gloomy in here isn‘t it?
JS: its Hip
BJ: no it‘s these bloody holes in my feet
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Ha ha ha ha
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It’s 2pm. Start drinking now, so you can start dragging Blue Tit down with you at about midnight.
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Cheers. Have a couple yourself.
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Jeeezzzzus , they would not exist without this site!
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I’m not sure The Blue Tits are going to thank you for reviving a post no one had looked at for months just to remind everyone how awful a band prospect they seem and how the only person outside rurotards that support them seems to be a sad looser sitting at home… And I bet you didn’t book them either right? Blue Tits to Jesus, “Thanks for nothing cunt.”
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a quick woogle of Jesus Smith reveals a narcissistic perthonality disorder, 12.38 on a saturday morning after a friday night out at the Kardinya Tavern, one too many Bundy Reds and a street pizza on gilbertson road, and then a desultory attempt at masturbation over Miss Nude has no nipple.
Am I right?
Wotacunt
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I remember their logo from the Leopold – used to stand outside and scoff at it. Terrible, terrible font. Real crowd-pleaser. Well found
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If Rockingham didn’t have a pub called The Swinging Pig, we would have to invent one.
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Are they available for the Media Ball? How much do they charge?
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Perfect for Teh Media Ball Cock. Plenty of Angels fans at that gig I’d say.
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Start the car: they are at the Goomalling Las Vegas Ball on Saturday night!
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“Ladies hold on to your knickers, because Dave Haynes has taken the stage.”
“this sexy smooth guitarist makes the all the right moves.”
“yes ladies, Bond keeps the rhythm of the night on the beat”
Desperate much?
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Does it actually say that? I didn’t investigate the whole scene.
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http://www.bluehornettheband.com/meettheband.html
website written by the one with the possum on his head
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Well they’ll be gettin a stats spike anyway. Hopefully google will move this post to the top of the search tree in a few days.
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Knickers at a B & S? How redundant.
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I endured their videos on failbook long enough to discern the following songs being butchered, TLA. Betterman. What’s going on (4 Non Blondes, not Marvin Gaye). Sadie, the cleaning lady. Downunder. Take me out. Prisoner of society. Holy Grail (sorry, Hunnas). Living on a prayer. Don’t look back in anger (sorry, Oasis). Having said that, kudos for honouring Spinal Tap. Not one mention of the drummer.
p.s. I also found this, which anyone
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What about that “I get knocked down, I get up again..?” thing. Wait, Sadie teh cleaning lady?
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There’s no video of it, TLA, but Chumbawamba is bound to get a guernsey.
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Research bordering on insanity. According to the attendees at their gigs
“Summer of 69 …
Don’t look back in anger, Longview, Eye of the Tiger, Prisoner of Society, Boys Light Up, Figure You Out, Shimmer……
Anything by BON JOVI.
That’s Freedom by John Farnham and anything by The Carpenters.
Sadie the Cleaning Lady
Islands in the stream Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton
Holy Grail.
I believe in a thing called love by the darkness
Everlasting love and fly me to the moon
Living on a prayer
Sweet Child of Mine… the gambler.
Slide by Goo goo dolls”
And are keen to inflict their originals. These are not just a covers band.
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The Gambler? I have always been keen to do a Kenny Rogers mashup of the gambler and Coward of the county.
“They took turns at Becky
While sittin’ at the table
There’ll be time enough for gamblin’
When ole Becky’s done…
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I have been drinking heavily and may have missed the entire point of this thread but thought I could throw the first 1:10 of this into the equation
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there – There! did you see how I did that fucking thing?
I’m lerning how to be like youse!
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href!!
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Drunk or not, your first time is always special. Nice one.
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Well done, that man. Buggerit, now I’ll have to do some homework to catch up with youse all.
P.S. It took me a while to work out that the fluffy-haired lead singer with the mezzo-soprano voice is actually a bloke!.
Problem with the tight pants, I s’pose.
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Welcome aboard, Mez, but if you only want to show the first 1:10, this is how it’s done. Kanpai !
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You must be really maggoted to not get point of pouring shit on a bumpkin friendly cover band. Dude. Ease up on the Kava.
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Or at least write som decent tasting notes…
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I noticed they’ve played ‘Murrin Murrin.’
Prestigious.
Wonder if they liked the food.
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Oats Supply, the local band whom all the great 80s artists have covered, and who when not touring the world have played The Wembley, somewhere in Girrawheen apparently, the “Port City High” 2009 prom, someone’s 40th birthday, and so on, have a very funny website with some amazing attention to detail: the Top Shelf for the Bottom Rung social justice campaign, an extensive blog, album covers, etc. I particularly like lead singer Silky de Har’s YoutubeState of the Nation address. Someone please tell me that the whole thing is a complete put-on.
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That has to be a most excellent piss-take.
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The Youtube vids of them playing live suggest otherwise…
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So let me see, you spend your time insulting one of Perth’s greatest sounding rock bands, claim that they are the worst of Perth and create a bad name for them all because you dislike their web page? Although their web page layout may not be as up to date as Paris Hilton’s last nose job you cannot claim that they are the worst band in Perth. First of all, have you even heard them play? I’m sure you will find that they are actually a terrific cover band who play all the classic rock songs. Your blog thankfully does not directly criticize their playing, but does use pathetic and unthoughtful type of ‘humour’ to diss their setlist. Seriously if you are going to even go to the trouble of creating a ridiculous, and lame blog about blue hornet just because you dislike their website list it under ‘perths worst websites’ not ‘perths worst band’. Although this blog is probably history, you’ve still burdened this band with this unfair and inaccurate title.
YOU sir should be more thoughtful otherwise before you know it, you’ll be blogged as ‘the worst of perth’
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You see, little squirt, there are contributors to this blog who are actually musically inclined as well as cynicism prone.
A few may actually be musicians.
(The other 99.5% think they know music when they hear it, but have never actually done so. Experts in the ‘Rock’ genre, though.)
It’s no good dragging up old threads dedicated to “pub noise” if you want to impress.
But thanks for adding credibility to this worsting site.
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If they’re not dubstep complant, they’ll never make it in this town.
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dubstep is probably the worst style of music (which it technically isn’t music) ever invented. Fair enough it has some cool brake downs but to be able to listen to it i swear to god you have to be completely off chops to even appreciate it the slightest.
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And Geminis?
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??
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Mary Anne Hobbs. That is all.
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And be sure to let Blue Hornet know that you revived an old post that no one has read for more than 6 months – I’m sure they’ll be grateful.
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Ha ha ha ha ha h ahahhaaaaaaah ah ha ha ha ha ha. Priceless.
“spend your time insulting one of Perth’s greatest sounding rock bands”
“actually a terrific cover band”
“unthoughtful type of ‘humour’ to diss their set list”
“Seriously if you are even going to go to the trouble of creating a ridiculous, and lame blog about Blue Hornet..”
Please stop, your’e killing me. Which band member are you Squirt?
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Well Shazza let me tell you I am a member of another band other then the blue hornet and I as a musician in particular can appreciate their very obvious talents. Laugh it up all you like! :)
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C’mon Squirt. You have to admit your rant has entirely misrepresented this blog. You are clearly a fan of Blue Hornet, and that’s fine. But in your moment of outrage you seemed to jump to some misguided assumptions, and hyperbolic claims.
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Particularly dubstep perhaps not even being music. Well really!
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Cue Gemini fans.
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lololol shazza sounds like a name for a bogan sitting on the couch drinking vb.
husband- “OI shazza, weres the fucking tv remote gone.
doesnt it fit jst perfectly.
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Now she’s going to be very upset. ‘Shazza’ is the name on her birth certificate.
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Chl123, I see you got the point. Bravo and well done to you.
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Blue Hornet fans are the sharpest.
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B sharp.
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Nah! Shazza, B….y flat.
Off key bar stewards the lot of them.
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You know if one of the BH guys show up this has the potential to become one of the best threads ever.
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i comfused when the Menus part.
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Me too little buddy, me too.
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Wired or gaint?
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