Rubbish

From Michael. It twould be hard to resist pushing an empty sound deadening  pie bag into this Bose bin, especially if Eros “The Armpit” Ramazzotti was playing. Since this is Beeches Tavern in Beechboro, it may well be a worse option. Keith “Grandma’s Feather Bed” McDonald? Does he still torture the eardrums of Old Perthonians? Beeches is not an establishment I’ve heard of before. Don’t think there’s been a Beechborian entry before.

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
This entry was posted in worst band, worst music, worst sign and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

33 Responses to Rubbish

  1. Bag O'Turnips says:

    …but the rest of 6063 is a big ol’ rubbish bin, though, so please dispose of thoughtfully.

    Thank you.

    Like

    • Hugh Jass says:

      I hereby accuse you of post code snobbery.

      Regards,
      Mark McGowan

      Like

      • Bag O'Turnips says:

        I live close enough (6062) to know better, but far enough not to be ensnared by it. ‘Tis another world to Morley, making my suburb look really attractive, no mean feat I may add!

        Like

        • How can the Oasis of Embleton be associated in the same postcode as Morley?

          Like

          • Bag O'Turnips says:

            Simple. As stated in one of my recent posts, Coolbellup being the Embleton of the South and Hammy Hill respectively to Morley, what both pairs of suburbs share is the same postcodes (6062 in those north, 6163 south).

            Also one can argue that this relationship can be extended to another pair of adjacent suburbs occupying the same postcodes either side of the river: Noranda 6062 and Spearwood 6163. Relative to the previously mentioned suburbs, they have a similar role to play: both feature the newer sections, often full of ostentatious homes so favoured by the 2nd gen Southern European market in the 70s and 80s.

            While we’re at it, click over to the next postcode North, 6063, you’ve got Beechboro, of which I need not elaborate on any further. Tick one over for the South, 6164, nearest to them you have is Yangebup, which makes Success (same P/C) somehow look elegant.

            Thus I dub Beechboro the Yangebup of teh North!

            Like

  2. Bento says:

    It looks like they’ve undertaken a Queens-esque renovation with the obligatory mini-orb sheeting, but wisely chose to retain the distinctive carpet (which appears to have possibly been the original lobby carpet from the Burswood Casino?). I’d be interested to see a wider shot.

    Like

  3. Shreiking Wombat says:

    I feel compelled to share this fine example of US worst:

    http://wonkette.com/415954/all-of-america-captured-in-single-photograph

    Like

  4. Jaidyn-Jaxxon says:

    The artfully draped receipt….

    Like

  5. Natalia Fan #1 says:

    The Bose speaker’s use as a receptacle of rubbish hinges entirely on the music it emits. The prospects at Beechers are presumably not so good.

    Like

  6. orbea says:

    Keith MacDonald still apears in the gig guide in Xpress each week.

    Like

  7. The Legend 101 says:

    Thats why i never listen to 7.20 Abc Radio hate 70’s bands i mean some are ok but I dont really like it.

    Like

We can handle the worst

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s