The Best of The Worst of Perth Twitter

Here’s the Best of the TWOP twitter newsfeed  lately. Quite a productive Twitter week I think. Current news alerts are in the sidebar, or subscribe to them all with The Worst of Perth rss news feed so you don’t miss any gold.

Worsfold admits not knowing meaning of “Gnarly”. Calling players’ wives & girlfriends “Wonderfully gnarly during these tough times” …

RAC copter forced to save “Shark lickers”. Controversial thrill seekers attempting to fellate white pointers were saved by reluctant Sea Resc…

Mick Molloy stubble shock. It’s a weave! Gawker reveals the comedian’s food encrusted chin mat is fake, with pie crumbs hiding the stitches…

Brothels overrun as mining protest winds up. East Perth and City brothels have put out a “mayday call” for sex workers . If you can fill in…

Barber And Burgess brawl over who loved Adriana more. Describing the later Wheel host as “A shortarsed cigarette salesman” Baby John Burgess…

Paul McDermott’s facelift endangers colleagues. The Good News Week star’s skin tightening could explode “taking out” those nearby according…

Scam hits West Coast. John Worsfold says the club has still not given up hope of receiving three Nigerian footballers they paid $3m for…

Basil Zempilas denies wife’s moussaka to blame for expanding head…

Breville releases Turbo Slow Cooker. Slow cook a lamb neck or brisket in 15 seconds…

Slain bomb sniffing dog had actually signed up for ‘bum sniffing”. #isyourpetdyslexic?

Chinese Govt picked Panchen Lama can “fart at will” – Beijing.

Wilbur Smith to Bryce Courtenay “There’s more to being an expat South African than being a cunt.” Smith’s latest book “Knobbing Near Lions”…


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6 Responses to The Best of The Worst of Perth Twitter

  1. David Cohen says:

    Rotto breakaway: Disgusted with footy teams’ performance and boasting about its salt export potential, the beautiful island today threatened


  2. richarbl says:

    Twop regulars up in arms at proposed Super Tax on comments. The twenty cent levy on excessive comments so TLA can buy a spellchecker has….


  3. vegan says:

    insired tweeting this week tla.

    particularly like the hoges tweet.


    • Nothing for Troy wiping it on the curtains though. Are they not A listers anymore?


    • Bag O'Turnips says:

      Loved the tweet about Leda being the new site for dumped corpses; finally it will give the suburb a raison d’être beyond being a breeding ground for those who ignore the benefits of contraception and well-and-truly put that suburb on the map!

      Can we gerrymander Leda into Canning, perchance? Or should it remain in (the equally stuffed) Brand electorate?


  4. Bento says:

    Virgin Mary tweet is truly magnificent.


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