Have had sooooooooo many good submissions lately. Hard to choose, but I’ve been laughing all day at this from first time submitter Tristan H. Might have been a worst on its own, but when the dude tells you he has a large table but no fucking chairs, hooooooeee, that’s tasty worsting! Dude, no chairs? Could I suggest it’s too niche a market – those who want to learn Dungeons and Dragons from someone with no chairs? Can supply bean bag covers but NOT beans. Highgate. 
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dude, you should know that all serious Dungeon Masters stand up to play,
like Jerry Lee Lewis at the piano
did Gandalf carry a chair all the way to the Gates of Mordor so he could have a nice sit down when he got there? did he fuck.
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You sure that notice wasn’t put up by Raymond XXXXXXXXXX?
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Less creepy.
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now if he’d been looking for a woman dungeon master, that might have been raymond.
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how come you pixellate Raymond’s phone number, but leave this poor sap’s phone and email clearly legible?
if anyone deserves unsolicited verbal abuse over the phone from complete strangers it is surely Raymond, rather than this bloke.
not that I am advocating such action. merely hypothetical.
incidentally, if Raymond wants a baby I see that Schapelle wants to have a child in jail. That’s a match made in heaven.
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I felt sorry for him, and hoped there might be some D&D types flush with chairs who might want to gather round that big table…
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He should try Finland, TLA.
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I can’t help but feel a little sorry for these Xandiaver,JubeiThosHorde types.
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It is rather weird he opted to put his World of Warcraft character in the email spot.
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Expereinced Dungeon Master.
Just call Joseph Fritzl.
That’s right. No chairs.
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Has anyone else noticed the die are the wrong shape?
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Freak.
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quick, call the Plural Police (a special squad within the Apostrophe Police)
I like that you were trying to be a smartarse showing that you know the singular of dice, but then got muddled
or maybe it’s just a typo.
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Either way somebody should be subbing DFOC’s posts.
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Exactly which of those dice do you think are the wrong shape?
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The dice shapes are the least of the problems here.
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After we broke up, an ex-girlfriend of mine came up with a list of questions to ask potential suitors. If one knew the answer to “what is a D20?” they immediately struck out.
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No, they aren’t…
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Looks like we’ve got a few D&D partisans here today.
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Dwarfs?
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Otherkin?
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Furries?
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Let’s not forget soulbonders.
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OT, but good heavens. Who would ever have guessed there was such a thing as the Lithuanian Association of Blondes?
http://www.goblonde.lv/eng/
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Latvian
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The best looking blonde in the photo at the top of the main page is the one right in the middle.
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But all overdressed.
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I think the one in the middle is the only one with matching collar and cuffs
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I think they’re all blokes. Pink and Latvia tend to alert my gaydar, but I’m willing to be proven wrong.
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Curiously enough I know an experienced Dungeon Master (note the capitals) with chairs, food & drink but no venue or large table. What are the odds?
Players 16 years or older? Have they left out the ubiquitous “must be broadminded”?
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The age of consent for D&D?
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This seems as a good time as any to post this.
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Surely they can just raid some kobolds for provisions
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Owlbears stole the chairs.
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I didn’t think chairs were allowed in dungeons. Isn’t everyone supposed to be chained to the walls?
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the Master gets a chair
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I’m floored by their statement.
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I’ve found a better version, which has the whole story in context, as well as in-sync sound. Much funnier.
Fucking geek alright!
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WTF?!?! I’m just trying to be too clever-by-half with HTML code…one fault in the chain and all you get is a nonsensical mélange of characters.
I’ll just post the link, it’s easier that way. Take it from me, this is pissfunny. Take four.
http://www.bauer-power.net/2008/10/think-twice-before-playing-d.html
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Shouldn’t it say- “No Time Wasters?”
Actually, no it shouldn’t.
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Little disturbed at the dice experts chiming in.
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They weren’t your initial target audience?
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I keep coming back to this worst. It’s so good. I hope this will be in the TWOP 2011 calendar.
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http://www.youtube.com/user/setzertrancer#p/u/7/TuQ-rT-5TMk
That’s him.
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