Bears, soiled with something, hopefully not actually honey from Jaidyn-Jaxxon 
Another from Brer Bento that seems to fit the theme, somehow. I can’t quite say why. Nice photo though.
And err one monkey about to soil another, from Ian in Ubud Bali.
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The Worst of Perth 
The dalmation in the background looks ready for a bit of soiling also…
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Wow the “Jaidyn-Jaxxon” myspace page linked with the first pic is really something.
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it was, until Geocities died and took my amazing MSPaints to heaven…
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I didn’t realise there was such a dearth of “classic” worsts. Will send some material tonight TLA…
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You don’t like? I love the bears.
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Staged? Most definitely.
Is it indicative of Perth in all it’s spine shuddering Worstness? I am not sure about that.
Sorry. Woke up in a stinky.
What suburb is it?
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I think it’s in a Good Sammies or similar in Vic park. And that hideous painting sent in by Bento is Perth worst representative surely. I think it’s in Chas hopkins furniture in Highgate.
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It’s a display in a shop????
I take it all back.
And yes, badly mounted eye does heve a certain worst charm.
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You thought the eye had been mounted too? That’s what attracted Bento.
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Too much hilarity- it brings a sprut to the eye.
Will put some material through tonight.
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What could be more Perth Worst than a painting from Malcolm Day’s office?
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the photo of his wife on his desk?
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The photo of her dogs on her iPhone wallpaper?
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classy.
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And you just know it’s true.
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I concede. Nothing could be more Perth Worst.
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One word people.
Patti.
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Malcolm has a picture of Patti on his desk? Kinky fucker.
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patti, the wife and the dogs…
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Orange soil gelee ?
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Hot on the heels of last week’s scoop from Twitter Deep Throat, I see ace investigative reporter Daile Spice has another scoop:
““Someone went a little crazy with the Photoshop and the golden-hued skin color corrections, and everyone in this poster, doesn’t just look a little crazy, but not remotely like themselves,” Cinema Blend blogger Katey Rich wrote.”
http://www.watoday.com.au/entertainment/movies/airbrushing-overload-for-sex-and-the-city-2-20100503-u3kf.html
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I see Catherine Deveney got sacked for her Twitter coverage of the Logies. I thought her tweets were pretty funny.
http://www.theage.com.au/opinion/society-and-culture/wrong-deveny-twitter-is-not-just-passing-notes-20100505-u7nb.html
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Sick as I am of Bindi Irwin, she’s just a kid.
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Still funny.
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any tasteless slagging off of the Irwin family is alright by me
I like that people called Deveny ‘pro-paedophilia’
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the Guardian ran that story two days ago:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2010/may/03/sex-and-the-city-2-poster
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I was hoping you meant The Geraldton Guardian
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Not just the Gruadian:
http://photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com/2010/05/sex-and-city-2-absofakinglutely.html
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Whoa, yeah, whoa yeah,
Here come the Orange People
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Just imagine, your whinnying stable bitch of a wife ventures down the arrondisement while you’re still busy checking the shares and returns with that suppurating monstrosity, mounting it just above the twig-vases on their leathern plinth to eye-rape you for all eternity. Then later, after a few bottles down at Must, you return to the Eagle’s Nest and cuddle up with said missus, struggling to get in the mood as the Oculum Venerealum’s septic gaze bores down between its crusty, skinless folds; but no, you stagger down your stainless stairframe and lurch into the toilet to unleash a puce torrent of masticated prawns while wifey brushes out her immaculate platinum pelmet..
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How you got hold of Bento’s diary I’ll never know, but kudos.
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“Try the ’98 Pinot – we got it down at the Beaufort St Merchant last week. Crisp for a red. Jen was down the street the other day, pushing Winton along in the three-wheeler past Chas Hopkins – yeah I know – when she saw this painting. Yeah, it’s so, um, hyper-real. Local artist, apparently. What does it mean? That’s the thing, it’s about meaning, I’m sure – how there’s so much of it out there in the world now that this eye, all our eyes, start to cry, to bleed. We can’t take it all in. It’s a metaphor of course. Dip?”
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Oh christ, the missing elements in one concise paragraph. Thanks for the reminder NF.
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Should have been “power-walking” rather than “pushing”.
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It’s alright, we both forgot ‘Great use of colour – I really like these bits here’
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Did it strike you that the feminine eye appears to be weeping male ejaculate? Deep, huh?
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oh, that’s an eye?
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bukake in the burns ward?
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“Baba-ganoosj or taramasalata?”
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Youse two are very sick men.
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The bears may be a good excuse to post this:
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So that’s why I am built like a tennis player!
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You need two hands?
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Only on the backhand
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Crikey! That dalmatian looks chillingly reminiscent of the Golden Steve.
Incredibly life like silicon for bestiality aficionados?
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There’s a bear in there
And dalmation well
Is he covered in sperm?
its hard to tell
Open wide
Come on my bear backside
It’s Playschool
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yeah awesome!
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