Soiled

Bears, soiled with something, hopefully not actually honey from Jaidyn-Jaxxon

Another from Brer Bento that seems to fit the theme, somehow. I can’t quite say why. Nice photo though.

And err one monkey about to soil another, from Ian in Ubud Bali.

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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47 Responses to Soiled

  1. bob says:

    The dalmation in the background looks ready for a bit of soiling also…

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  2. skib says:

    Wow the “Jaidyn-Jaxxon” myspace page linked with the first pic is really something.

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  3. WAtching says:

    I didn’t realise there was such a dearth of “classic” worsts. Will send some material tonight TLA…

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  4. Shreiking Wombat says:

    Hot on the heels of last week’s scoop from Twitter Deep Throat, I see ace investigative reporter Daile Spice has another scoop:

    ““Someone went a little crazy with the Photoshop and the golden-hued skin color corrections, and everyone in this poster, doesn’t just look a little crazy, but not remotely like themselves,” Cinema Blend blogger Katey Rich wrote.”

    http://www.watoday.com.au/entertainment/movies/airbrushing-overload-for-sex-and-the-city-2-20100503-u3kf.html

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  5. Jaidyn-Jaxxon Taylor-Shanesmith says:

    Just imagine, your whinnying stable bitch of a wife ventures down the arrondisement while you’re still busy checking the shares and returns with that suppurating monstrosity, mounting it just above the twig-vases on their leathern plinth to eye-rape you for all eternity. Then later, after a few bottles down at Must, you return to the Eagle’s Nest and cuddle up with said missus, struggling to get in the mood as the Oculum Venerealum’s septic gaze bores down between its crusty, skinless folds; but no, you stagger down your stainless stairframe and lurch into the toilet to unleash a puce torrent of masticated prawns while wifey brushes out her immaculate platinum pelmet..

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  6. Ljuke says:

    The bears may be a good excuse to post this:

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  7. I Clavdivs says:

    Crikey! That dalmatian looks chillingly reminiscent of the Golden Steve.
    Incredibly life like silicon for bestiality aficionados?

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  8. Artheretic says:

    There’s a bear in there
    And dalmation well
    Is he covered in sperm?
    its hard to tell
    Open wide
    Come on my bear backside
    It’s Playschool

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