Tim saw this hopelessly addicted snail in Parliament Place West Perth sucking on a discarded cigarette. I guess it would be a Labor ciggie, (surely they smoke more, and need the excuse to go outside and talk to Brian Burke) but would a Labor politician waste so much tobacco? 
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At least the butt wasn’t tagged.
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You can beat the cigarette!
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I don’t know why, but I have a gut feeling that this has been discarded Norm Marlborough or Shelley Archer.
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an interesting typo that suggests it is Norm and Shelley who have been discarded.
which they have
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If only
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neither are serving members, so I stand by my comment that they have been discarded
unfortunately they are still smouldering, and someone should stamp on them to ensure that they no longer constitute a fire risk.
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Yes TLA, I see the same image. A hurried rendezvous over near the ‘workers bbq’ with Brian. Suddenly, from out of the bushes, appears Buswell. He hasn’t spotted them yet but he could at any moment. The ciggie is discarded, fingers tap the side of noses with winks exchanged, then Shelley disappears in a puff of smoke.
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I rather favour the nicotine was discarded by a disgruntled Great Southern Plantations creditor. The Burke/Grills/Marl(done deal)borough argument still stands
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My answer: after a lucrative meeting with Burkie…at which point he/she could switch to cigars.
I forgot to point out that the snail was in fact outside the Parliamentary Committee rooms, where all the Burke-related investigations take place…the things it must hear…
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Tim, do snails go to discos?
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It’s a shame an innocent snail is the butt of so many jokes.
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Clearly a Conus Geographus, TLA. The corpse can’t be far away.
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I’d always assumed Conus Geographus was smoking pot in a nice location.
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This is a worst?
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It must be a metaphor.
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not all worsts are worst.
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It could be Pravda. If a picture of two poles can get 100+ comments- anything goes. You just never know.
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Pall Mall. Wherever particular people congregate
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Might be a Pall Mall butt, Mez?
Surely it’s not a Marlboro(ugh).
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It’s rather cruel to allege that this poor snail is associating with those types. Poor little guy.
But definitely a Labor cigarette butt chucked on the floor, I think we’re all agreed on that.
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I was thinking of commenting but I can’t be fagged.
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is this a vanished worst?
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Too bad to see that. Poor snail! You should have bought him a full pack of cigarette so that he could go back home and have a full party scene with his friends.
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