Melville is the answer

He piled upon the whale’s white hump the sum of all the general rage and hate felt by his whole race from Dick Piercy down; and then, as if his chest had been a mortar, he burst his hot heart’s shell upon it. Herman Melville.

If Melville is the answer, then the question must be, “How do I get all Dick Piercy on your arses?” From WAtching. I’m sorry Toyota, but the answer can never be Melville. Never!

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39 Responses to Melville is the answer

  1. Mez says:

    Queen Victoria Street, Fremantle

    and the question to the answer is:
    where did our Toyota Service Centre (where I have been getting my Toyota Dyna serviced for the last 10 years because it was a convenient cycle to my house while the boys changed the oil, plugs and wiper blades while I had an afternoon nap while skiving off work because I was getting the Toyota Dyna serviced) go??


  2. shazza says:



  3. WAtching says:

    Really? Don’t care to speculate on the question?


  4. Richarbl says:

    Toyota? Melville? Telstra? The answer to these questions is exactly the same.


  5. Pfortner says:

    and the barest glimpse of Yacht Gracht! Terribly bad. Does anyone else remember when Shacks Holden (which is situated at about 5 o’clock in that photo) first painted their HSV promotional wall? It’s been retouched since, but initially it read

    I just wan’t one


  6. Snuff says:

    Bad old slogans never really die. Mehlville ? Could we have the question again, please, Mr Newman.


  7. Mez says:

    I went to the Melville bottle shop today and just want to send a cheerio to the staff for their prompt and friendly service


  8. Bento says:

    In unrelated news, Andrew Kadir-Buxton is back on SYB:



  9. Snuff says:

    Apparently, Die Antwoord is the answer.


  10. Distressed Melville Resident says:

    We did not elect those vile fools! That was those rich wankers in Alfred Cove, Attadale etc. We’re part of Willagee now and we re-elected Carps last election… not that it was really worth it in the end.


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