I walked the bike path from Victoria Park to Maylands last week, and it’s donger mania. The stencils seem to be a magnet for donger enthusiasts. The first one apart from having an extra long appendage appears to be wearing a cruet set in the style of Anubis or Osiris rather than the traditional taking of. The word “soap” seems to have been blanked out also.
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aahhh yes, there’s nothing quite like pictures of dongers to get the day off to a good start. Many thanks TLA.
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Prick of an artist, though.
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The diminished attendance at the skyworks last evening seems to uphold the (now dated) research that a large percentage of the Oz population are mildly to severely alcohol addicted.
So far up themselves that they can’t enjoy a day off without stupefying themselves with booze.
Sad, really.
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Yes count me in the ‘midly to severely’ category for alcohol enjoyment Rolly. I also suspect an allergy to bogans may have prompted Perther’s to party at home.
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Me too, shazza (the addiction).
Let me be the first to say these dongers are no match for your excellent toilet/wheelchair example.
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Thanks DFOC. I don’t go around willy-nilly taking pictures of any old donger I know which peni are Worst worthy. It’s a gift.
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How many days now?
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Does come across a bit reformed, doesn’t it, WAtching. He just needs to show it who’s boss.
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Could be that, or it could be that finally people have noticed that fireworks are boring as batshit, and all the more so when accompanied by FM radio hits of the 1970s and 80s.
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no one sniffing the bike seat?
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The second “stencil man” appears to have a Triffid caught in his fly.
Or is that “penis dentata?”
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Mate, you missed the rest of the series! Showing just those two is like seeing only the first hour of Titanic and never knowing if you got your money’s worth.
The story stretches all the way to Bayswater and weaves an epic tale of unrequited man-love between two extremely well-hung stick figures and their evil bicycle-overlords, forever forced to travel in opposite directions and separated by a dashed line that might as well be an infinite chasm.
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Agreed – the ones leading up to Baysie train station are GOLD
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I am envious of the figures in those images, as I have often wondered what it would be like to have either a piece of rope or a tulip as a penis.
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Protruding from your chin Onnie?
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Now that would make kissing a hell of a lot more fun!
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Nice one, Onnie. And now for the musical …
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“Welcome to the Chinko” indeed!
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Chin-chin, Onnie !
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Cheers to you!
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These have all been painted over. More vanishing.
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