I’m sure this is exactly what Brian Burke had in mind when he opened the Cultural Centre, a bark based spat between trannies and sluts, and none of them able to spell you’re. When bark is the medium, you better believe you’re pwned sister. From Orbea.
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aaaahhhh! the true modern day poets. none of this bush poetry bullocks.
it’s real and gritty,
born of the city,
the meaning, direct and clear.
the language is tough,
the bark can be rough,
at least, that’s what i hear.
it’s good to express,
get things off your chest,
and use a range of fonts,
cos your urban rhymes,
can bring fame sometimes,
cue the worst of perth response!
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that’s not poetry,
THIS is poetry:
http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2009/12/21/my-poem-scans-and-rhymes-lime-lime-lime-lime-limes/
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Thanks, skink. That’s some most agreeable poeming, but it’s not Real Aussie Bush Poetry unless it’s written on a Real Aussie Bush, like today’s 物の哀れ haiku.
p.s. In answer to your query below, I guess TLA did give us this, but unless his moniker is inspired by Jesper, who could be arsed ? I suspect he’ll leave the lists to the plonkers.
p.p.s. Nice one, mp.
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ok skink, i understand it’s not very special cos i wrote it on my way out the door this morning, but you might at least have called me “septic badgers bell end”.
that tragic brittany poem author got a go at being one.
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apologies
you are a dugong’s salty fanny
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that’s more like it!
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I see mp being more the cheesy, salty dugong foreskin type.
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thankyou onnie. so would that make me an asiago, feta or perhaps a blue vein cheese?
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is that feta or fetid?
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most likely if i was a dugong foreskin curious, i would take a punt on fetid.
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I am in love with one of the theories behind mermaids:
They were actually dugongs, but the sexually frustrated, scurvy-ridden, disoriented sailors saw them as beautiful, buxom maidens of the sea.
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Well that was one excuse.
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Awesome hats!!!
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given my previously confessed addiction to shiny, pretty things, i would much rather be a buxom mermaid than a stinky dugong any day onnie.
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I suspect you’d fit in just fine at Weeki Wachee Springs, mp.
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too cool thanks snuff! i just became a weeki wachee fan on FB.
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The transience of graffiti , just wait awhile and it all disappears.
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You thinking this might be buddhist graffiti flynn?
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I see a TV camera in the background and a woman reporter’s handbag…is Orbea a worker in our glorious industry??
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If that camera’s been sitting there more than 2 minutes, you can bet Basil Zempilas is behind that tree, checking his hair.
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“Glorious Industry” has the verisimilitude of “filthy” and “”wicked” in surf speak.
But in reverse.
Peddlers of utter bollocks, all of you.
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Perhaps DC was being sardonic Rolly?
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….and, just perhaps, Rolly had his tongue firmly in his cheek :)
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Who needs a hug!
You need to turn that frown upside-down, Rolly.
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Once again, Rolly fails to note the subtle differences between being an amusingly world-weary cynic, and a moany old cunt.
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…sez who?
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Yes! Yes! Yes!
For starters, anyway.
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I suspect Rolly’s head standing days are behind him DFOC.
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That depends on which head you are referring to.
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Finally DC, a glimmer of good humour.
Lets just hope rolly has finished his Christmas shopping, otherwise we are going to hear all about those brain dead cunts that got in his way or caused him grief.
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Depends on which one you think with Rolly.
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maybe this will cheer the old bugger up:
http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/03/the_7_most_depressing_songs_ever_sung_by_a_muppet.php
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I reckon he could do with a good dose of Despondex, skink.
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Speaking of TV Cameras, old TV Journos never die….
The Cross involved Sally Bowery talking about the usual last minute Xmas Shopping story ie less shoppers etc
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I note that most of the media are conducting their Review of the Year, or even their Review of the Decade, with long tedious lists of the most significant movies and records and terrorist atrocities.
Will Twop be having a similar Worst of the Year?
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Pray tell, what has there been on the WOP that has been of even the slightest significance that would warrant inclusion in a list of that nature ?
Other than the opportunity that we have all had to have a good chuckle at the insanity that is the human race, and the opportunity to unburden ourselves of the angst that it creates.
That, in itself, is a work well done.
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and much cheaper than a trip to a shrink
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Phew, loks like someone didn’t have milk on their Cheerio’s this morning.
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Whose smile might take a while??!!
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http://australianrules.com.au/news/550
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Good call on the great man, DFOC.
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He trod Parnassus, Snuff.
I wrote to him once after a photo of him was incorrectly published in reverse in the Times Literary Supplement.
He replied on the back of a photo showing an artwork in his dining room.
I thought I had died and gone to heaven.
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Those protagonists; I am sure that their bark is worse than their bite!
I’m here all week, try the tranny cunt.
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Being the Cultural Centre all of these bark statements are true.
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