Another huge, huge week. Moving back from perth a step or two, some Shocking Asia for youse from Orbea. Orbea says…”This restaurant has been in Ku(n)ta for at least 5 years. Still happily beavering away selling sushi and sashimi to any cunt who wants it. Try the bearded clam they’re fresh.”
Some Asia Sliming from Paracleet. 
Some HK game from the makers of Perth 6000 blog.
And some non Asia cunt graffiti from the Gozzer in Port Melbourne. I dunno, it could have been daubed by an Asian.
Thanks everyone. I look forward to next week’s offereings. Worst well.
The Worst of Perth 
Is she smoking those herbs ?
Avagoodweegend, TLA.
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The factory in the seminal 1930s horror movie M starring Peter Lorre [did you know he was the inspiration for Ren of Ren & Stimpy fame, and about a dozen other characters… and his daughter was gonna get raped and murdered by a pair of infamous Cali mass murderers until they realised who her dad was?]
Er.
Where was I?
Oh yeah, the factory at the end of the movie was called the Kuntz Factory.
But you probably already know this.
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re; Kunti sushi bar:
there are only two things that smell like fish, and one of them is Rex Hunt
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They need to get with the times and reopen under the name ‘Bucket O’Chungs’
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franchising on late night tv?
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How about Mike, skink ?
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Is the sliming boozie crushing a duck with one hand while the other….hmmm.
Just the disturbing back-to-reality jolt I need before I go out to report on council elections.
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You doing Town of Vincent?
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The sliming lady is clearly about to stick her fingers down her throat. That’s the trick, see? Consume with every meal, tastes so revolting you’ll never keep it down.
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And keep it slimy too.
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Most perspicacious, AW.
p.s. Here’s a must for anyone heading to Kunti.
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OH MY GOD Snuff. You can even ring her wake up alarm! That site is incredible.
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Gotta love his “fully repectful” line. Then he go’s on to imply her guilt. I thought it was a joke but the contact details seem kosher.
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Seem being the operative word, shaz.
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” If you think Schapelle is
GUILTY
Click on our sponsor’s link here and raise 5 cents to help me. (nothing goes to Schapelle) ”
GOLD!
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Yep Anna W gold, I like the album offer if you think she is innocent.
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What a holiday. Pay ten bucks to wake Schapelle, (She must love that) then down to Kunti for a bowl of Chillie Bearded Clams.
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Or is it a joke? Surely can’t be real?
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Anyone who reckons it’s real might want to donate to this worthy cause, too.
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OK point made.
I did consider that if any country, aside from India, could condone this sort of money making scheme, it would be Bali.
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No worries, shaz. I’ve seen much stranger sites, (you know I have), that are totally legit. I think it’s beautifully done, and perhaps my favourite line, of many, is “Please do not hit the bars of Schapelle’s cage to get her attention as you may annoy other people on the tour.”
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That was one of my faves too. I did a quick google to see who this Eddie character is. Apparently this ‘hoaxer’ has got a lot of attention, and I bet, a lot of emails from visitors wanting to do the tour.
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I’m kind of disappointed it wasn’t real now.
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