What better advertisement for a The Worst of Perth T shirt than to see one in action? TWOP elites Bento, Mr Shazza (unfortunately his fine set of choppers not visible) the often discussed Shazza’s rack and La Bento, all cheating like bastards at a quiz night. Strawberries and cashews? Yes that tshirt has something going for it if I do say so myself.
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The Asia Beat
The Worst of Perth 
shazza, looking fine! t-shirt looks great TLA.
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thankyou mp. As Jesper would say I believe we had a good time despite the constant stream of questions.
Loving the shirt LA, I slept in it too.
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Strawberries ? Check. Cashews ? Check. Red wine vinegar ? Check. I reckon they’re googling like B&Stards the rest of the recipe.
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Pert, Shazza.
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Like fresh apples.
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Not just googling like B&Stards – is Bento the chap in the checked flannel shirt? Looks like he’s on his way to one after the quiz!
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The fine detailing on the pockets doesn’t show in this shaky pic, but that is no Balingup Clobber & Camping flannie. That, my friend, is a cotton/cashmere blend, double-pleated slim fit TopMan original, as befits the modern Metrocentric Twat (TM) going for the ‘Ironic Bumpkin’ look.
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I think we’ve found that there’s no such thing as an ironic bumpkin.
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Vasse Felix would write that as bumkin.
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A look which could only possibly be improved upon by a pair of Jesper’s Wonder Sauna Hot Pants, Bento.
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Those pants look like they would definitely create that “hot and stuffy feeling” that the good people at Stayfree are so concerned about.
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I can’t think of a single look that wouldn’t be improved by sauna hot pants, snuff. I’m more of a Lazypatch kinda guy, myself.
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If you’re all in front of the camera, who took the photo?
Did you win?
Why is shazza also in a black skivvy – isn’t that BentoWear?
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The fifth member of the group took the shot (shout out to CT).
Win? Not even close. I suspect there was some genuine cheating taking place. Either that or I’m a bad loser. Or both.
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there is certainly a fair wind billowing the sail
do you have a long, forked, fluorsescent tongue?
the answer to question no. 27 was: 103
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Succubi you think skink?
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I seem to recall it was the Veronicas, shaz.
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Confirmed.
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I’m no succubus, or Veronicas fan.
However there was a Veronicas question last night.
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As in who sucks the most flange?
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I saw in the paper that Malcom Turnbull threatening ‘anonymous smartarses’
I thought he was talking about me until I noticed that he hadn’t said ‘snarky’
after being threatened by richarbl with his kung fu rugby technique, then Malc would have to come up with something better
ninja basketball, perhaps
or maybe capoeira cricket
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Admit it skink, your are missing your mate.
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We are legion.
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What is the middle link Snuff? My computer disallowed it.
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Nothing special, shaz. Just another of our, ahem, their, expressions. This link should be fine.
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greco-roman lawn bowls?
where is rich these days…
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He died of embarrassment, ss.
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snuff, i hope that if one were to die, that it might be from something a tad more exotic than embarrassment. perhaps a martial arts injury?
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Having died of embarrassment myself many times, I am living proof that it is not inevitably fatal.
I predict he will be back.
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or greco-roman lawn balls. Dickie BL is havin a rest before the big fight.
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i can hear the “rocky” theme music in the background……
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shazza, did the TWOP T generate any comments/looks of bewilderment/laughs/paroxyms of rage?
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No DFOC, I think people are a little self conscious when it comes to staring at a woman’s chest. I did notice a few people looking, but as I was at Little Creatures, I suspect they saw the Perth part and concluded I was a tourist .
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Quite, the remainder of the text is in the shade.
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What a stupid mob of clowns we are.
“……..people are a little self conscious when it comes to staring at a woman’s chest.”
Bah! Humbug.
PC Rules; dammit.
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I meant, you grumpy old bastard, when, as a woman, you are watching.
I was in observation mode as I wanted to determine if people would respond to the humorous shirt. When people know you know they are looking at you they look away reflexively.
Rolly you wouldn’t understand these normal social graces, as you have none.
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Please, Dear Lord, preserve me from Normalcy.
(The very concept frightens the living bejesus out of me.)
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Anyway, if they had lingered looking, they would have noticed that Perth was well supported.
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There aren’t enough green t’s in the world. Looks great.
The calendar is brilliant, I can’t wait for 31st December so I can take down the 2009 Abba one & unveil January.
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TLA, have you considered sending She-Ra a complimentary t-shirt yet? She loves a good frock. Maybe jazz it up with some sequinned boarding to jazz it up a bit for when she’s meeting dignitaries and the like?
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Or perhaps you could present her with some TWOP cufflinks?
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Or cuntkini?
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perhaps featuring all that remains of the railway hotel in beaufort street.
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“The Golden Mayoral Cuntiki.” It’s something worth considering.
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Of course it wouldn’t be the off the rack (yes I’m obssessed) version. Something more tasteful, perhaps with Cunt in diamantes, and the fabric in gold spandex?
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It has a distinct touch of David Bowie in Labyrinth. But you’re have to have “tiki” written in a nice sloping floral font. You know, to keep it classy and shit. Talking of which do you think they could knock out a Cuntiki down at the Burberry store?
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Don’t you lot have anything better to do than talk about me!
The only reason I logged on was to see if TLA had used my brilliantly hideous photo of the public toilets in Wodonga.
Of course there is just the usual displays of Racks of Lamb (definitely no mutton here) and other sexist paraphernalia, which I disagree with wholeheartedly. Gratuitous Bastard.
ps: get fucked Snuff
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Just did, as it happens, and she’s coming back tomorrow for more.
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snuff, you
a href=”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q75gREOjyFI” rel=”nofollow”>boaster:)
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well that turned to shit but you get what i mean.
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Many thanks, mp, although I think Vic Demised is generally regarded as TWOP’s resident lothario.
Avagoodweegend.
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Well good luck to you Snuff, it must be nice to have a fleeting smile on your grim sardonic mug for a change but tell me.
Is it cheaper when you are a regular customer or is it still the same price?
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Despite my protestations, she insisted on paying me double.
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touche!
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Regardless of the payment arrangements we are still looking at a sad, lonely, miserable husk of a woman with a utterly convincing fake orgasm technique.
Unless of course we are discussing your wife, in that case I unreservedly withdraw my comments except for the fake orgasm thing.
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Did you see your pic is up, and people are calling it not worst?
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Actually I did and of course I am completely disappointed with this talentless lot, but I only have myself to blame for submitting photos without clams, boozies or sexist connotations
To a different tack, on a ridiculous whim I decided to purchase one of your outrageously overpriced and quite frankly shit calenders but couldn’t find a link where I could provide my credit card details to some vacuous leech, don’t tell me that the entire first run of eight have sold out already?
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http://www.redbubble.com/people/TheLazyAussie
I bought one myself, and it looks great.
Of course a clam shot would trump bad council art. Every time.
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I will prolly end up having sex with Shazza she KNOES this.
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Anyone shop at IGA for $14.95 you can get these jelly bean club things. They have lots of flavours in a box and txxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx the label and it saids so. There in a xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.
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