Seeing a few purchases come through. I received the first print of the calendar which was really really nice. Very pleased with quality. Here’s the new revamped “See Mandurah and Die shirt ready for business. Have also been adding a few more images as cards. Rude calendar and Cars calendar to come soon. 
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The Worst of Perth 
I see cunt.
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Looks more like lower intestine to me, but potato potarto eh?
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Lower intestine, full to bursting.
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Was it intentional for the land mass to form the letters c u n t?
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Tilt head to left shoulder.
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No, but I’ll claim it.
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Unintentional cunt, the best kind.
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Surely some credit goes to Mr Freud?
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Yes, my slip is showing.
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On closer look it may be Cuntl. As in Yentl.
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You mean Streisand’s film where she disguised the fact she had a cunt?
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onanist, you exquisite creature, is there anything that you can look at and not see cunt? :)
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don’t take onasist seriously, he’s a tosser. Isn’t he?
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Boobs, possibly.
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are you looking in a mirror? are you a puerile teenager? if you are, I can forgive. if you’re Australian then that is very sad to speak of any part of your country in this way. Look at those who are breaking their necks to ‘get in’ to this great country. Sadly, some of the people spoil it slightly. But that’s another story.
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Why ‘is’ it every ‘post’ attracts some humourless bell-end who claims the subject is ‘beyond’ parody?
Are you worried Mandurah will be covered in graffiti? Is that your dad’s canal? Are we all critical of Mandurah because we haven’t tried it, but we really should because everyone is welcome?
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And people call me a troll!
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What does “puerile” mean? Is it an insult?
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i thought people called you a tosser?
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Well, (s)he practically calls her/himself that.
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Looks like a yeti footprint to me.
Potato, potarto, tomato?
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It’s a rendering from the original canals ad.
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It’s either:
The CEC’s diagram of what’s happening to the Australian economy…
A painting by a stoned quokka…
The face of Jimmy Barnes in a freshly-opened jar of Vegemite…
Samoa…
The new logo of that Albany backpackers…
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canals, without the c.
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I see floating turds
like Mandurah, these turds should be flushed into the ocean
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dear skink, you sound rather unkind in your views. you must have had a fabulous life so far…
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are you suggesting that snarkiness is the result of some sort of inferiority complex?
are you projecting?
why are you indignant2?
is it because there is someone more indignant than you? second best again?
i can only assume you have never been to Mandurah. Or perhaps, even worse, you have been there and liked it.
Lets all say a prayer of thanks to Alannah, because now that the new road is open, I never have to go to Mandurah ever again. Ever
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Speaking of Lannie, maybe she should be seconded to NSW to help with their Public Transport issues :-)
http://www.abc.net.au/4corners/content/2009/s2702210.htm
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Mandurah. F#$k. Nevermind the canals, how about that stupid START OF FREEWAY SPEED LIMIT 100 sign. How about the c**t with the speed camera. F#c%. I’ll buy my overpriced coffee in Subi from now on you bastards. Fu$% Mandurah and it’s stupid canals. F#$k that stupid freeway too. Motherf#$king C*&ksuckers.
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I liked that some plonker from the Dockers was the first person to have their car impounded on the new road.
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there was a piece in the paper saying that five of the top ten speed camera locations in terms of revenue were in the strip of SW highway through Mandurah, which has now been cut out by the freeway, so no doubt the bastards are all lined up on the new road trying to make up the lost income:
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Oddly enough, my not-from-perth husband mentioned today over lunch, that if Mandurah was the new Venice, then surely Bunbury would be have to Amalfi? Who am i argue with such obvious logic from an ex-hydrographer?
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sorry, that should read “have to be Amalfi”.
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monkeypantsq? what does the q stand for?
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nothing special Claireee, my 4 year old was “helping me out” at the computer. It never ends well:)
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Maybe it could. It could be interchangable.
monkeypantsQuickly
monkeypantsQuibble
monkeypantsQuiche
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From what I’ve seen of monkeypants’s work, I’d anticipate monkeypantsQueef is more likely.
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Shouldn’t you be studying an Atlas?
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i think he meant figuratively shazza! enjoy the quiz night:)
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If shazza learnt nothing else from the quiz night, it is the meaning of santorum. Wiki has the explanation.
Worth noting – the inventor of ‘santorum’ (the definition) is the also the author of the Urban Archipelago.
Enjoy.
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True Bento, Mr Savage is my new hero.
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bento, bento, bento. that’s perhaps a little harsh. after all i only comment on the stuff not make it however, thanks to you i now have a whole new skill set!
how to queef
there is so much to learn on this blog…..
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Don’t worry about him mp he knows what he is.
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You know mp, when I was a young lass, a friend and I used to have these competitions. I had no idea there was a name (except the unoriginal fanny fart).
I nominate the commencement of the Stace Hole fan club.
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i’ll start it on facebook tonight:)
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monkeypantsquim if i’m not mistaken.
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“The Wanton Lass” in The Pearl No. 1 [1]: 1879
“For one day, when amusing herself with this whim,
The carrot it snapped, and part stuck in her quim.”
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for some reason, the word quim associates with monkeypants.
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and that’s a good thing curious?
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is quim ever a bad thing?
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yes but maybe monkeypants preoccupation hides a deeper problem.
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rest assured indignant 2 that my preoccupation is the very, very least of my deeper problems :)
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not for anyone i know curious :)
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indeed. as it should be.
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monkeypants quid pro quo?
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Jesper is that you?
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thanks shazza, that was a fabulous start to the morning laugh you just gave me :)
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You know mp I’m only half joking. The writing style does seem a little English as a second language. And this indignant2 character does have that try-hard smarminess that Jesper conveyed so well.
And who else but druggies and uni students are up at 3.41am?
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The timezone could be from anywhere, shaz, but this is definitely ESL.
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3:41 Perth = 13:41 in Mexico. (but wait, those are wet backs, not broke backs…)
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Yep Snuff, considered the timezone differential possibility. But the outrage expressed in regards to defamatory comments about “..this great country” suggests they are within Oz.
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You’re quite right, shaz, and the “your country” suggests they’re visitors. No doubt our Jesper’s sleepless and missing us, as we were the only ones who ever read his svenkage. I like the way he’s cunningly used “sadly” instead of his trademark unfortunately, to try and throw us off the trail.
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He might have been up early trying to get the first glimpse of Rolly Tasker’s crack as he does the garden. https://theworstofperth.com/2009/05/26/mandurah-canals-rhymes-with-anals/
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… of dawn, TLA ? Try the orange soil.
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hi shazza
sorry for delay in replying but i’ve been brushing up on my english and trying to play down my smarminess. you guys (you, skink, mr cohen, curious, et al) seem to be a close-knit circle, almost sphincter-tight. i’m not jesper, just a passer-by who likes Oz.
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hell no,
Cohen still hates me after I suggested he looked like a cross between Trotsky, Rolf Harris and a cunt
which was just retaliation for his smug triumphalism over the Vincent rort.
it still hurts
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Yes you have been brushing up on your English. So much so that you have reappeared with a completely different writing style.
Personally I prefer my sphincters tight, it can get awfully messy otherwise.
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yes but a tight sphincter can be hell with a butt plug, like trying to put a basketball through a buttonhole (so i’ve heard but not experienced, of course).
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That took you 2 weeks? A ‘backs to the wall’ gag? Hardly worth the wait, was it?
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You don’t need a butt plug until youv’e put too many carrots, zuccinis, eggplants, watermelons up your bottom i2. Trust me, you wouldn’t have any sphincter to speak of after all that action.
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judgemental and unduly harsh in your response. tcha!
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pse amend – my previous msg was to bento.
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I’m beginning to find you all quite endearing…
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Are you confirming my suspicion indignant2?
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He’s preparing himself to forgive us, shazza.
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Looks like Hebrew, Perhaps Mandurah is to be the new Israel by the sea – sans Gaza
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Kwinana can be WA’s Gaza
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great, let’s start the wall now.
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It s the Uber logo surrounded by a lagoon
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