“You shouldn’t throw stones if you live in a glass house and if you got a glass jaw, you should watch yo mouth: cause I’ll break yo face.” 50 Cent
I was down in Jesper’s hood at Murdoch University the other day, where, while waiting for the caterers to arrive with lunch, I idly tried to kick this ten cent piece down the stairs. Only I couldn’t because it was glued to the ground. What plonker glues a ten cent piece down? To make the joke worthwile, the prize has to be big enough to lure the prankee into stooping for the coin. Would you bend down for ten cents? Don’t answer that. A superglued ten cents! I sometimes wonder about this crazy old world. Being a 10 cent ho doesn’t make you a dime, as they say.