…Or, “Strike dear mistress and cure his arse.”
In the 150 plus Italian weddings I had to video in the 1980’s, I never saw a wedding cake decoration like this, but maybe they’re de rigeur these days? I can’t shake the feeling she should be pulling out a rabbit, a bunch of flowers, or flags of all nations. His passive expression and those eyes that hypnotise… Not to mention the receding ranga cut. Severen, Severen…
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Raunch culture. Even icing is gettin’ it awn.
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Commonly referred to as “The Italian Inquisition” or Tortamada, this traditonal wedding cake decoration dates back many centuries, and symbolises the last time the woman has the upper hand in Mediterranean marriage.
The red on the groom’s scalp is not hair but blood -symbolising the loss of his intellectual innocence and the bride’s message: Now I will fuck with your head.
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He looks sedated.
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This is just absolutely fabulous… Where can I order one to serve at my next ‘Spank’ kinky dance party?! I’m serious, it would go down a treat… I could build a whole wedding theme around it… or maybe I could get a non-weddingy cake with the lovely couple artfully dressed in bondage gear.
You couldn’t dream up stuff like this, it does my heart good to see the wonderful imaginations of other slightly depraved people. Good on you Perth people, whoever you are!! Please carry on ‘fucking with our heads’, some of us love that.
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Where? The information on the sign should give you sufficient info Helen.
https://theworstofperth.com/2008/05/13/avanti/
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And unfortunately your site is blocked for me at the moment.
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Who knew TWOP had a big following among the ‘fetish’ crowd?
That, or they compulsively google terms like ‘spanking cake’ on a daily basis.
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I have a big following with all crowds baby. I’d guess there would be many standing automatic twitter etc searches for spank and that “cake” is just the icing on the spanking cake.
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Is that Karl O’Callaghan in police uniform at one of your parties Helen , if not dead ringer for him.
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Excellent! Here I was looking high and low for a sixteenth birthday cake for our little Sydney nightclub and it was over in Perth all along. I personally think that if our club record is anything to go by – we are Sydney’s longest running club night – then you’ll be seeing a lot more cakes like these in the future! Go Avanti!
Regards,
Ultra
The Hellfire Club
Sydney’s longest running fetish institution
http://www.hellfiresydney.com/blog/
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And apart from the heads, I think they’re both totally edible.
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Looking more closely, it’s possible they have icing heads too.
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If you can’t get into my website http://www.spankproductions.com.au, you can also find me on facebook at ‘SpankParty Australia’.
Enjoy!
Will be contacting the shop for sure!
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this one seems to be pulling in a whole new demographic
I am curious to know what gems have been popping up in your Google searches
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I like this demographic.
Search results (not connected with this post) have been rather unpleasant the last few days. I did find “What is Perth’s worst cunt?” amusing. What or who exactly were they looking for?
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Were they googling for Tom Percy QC ? :-) I’ll bet the Liberal Party will be finding a way to expel him after his very public opposition to Mandatory Sentencing :-)
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Mandatory knee-jerking
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Tom let Christian Porter tie himself in knots this morning. Got him to admit he could imagine a situation where a person convicted of assaulting a cop did not deserve to go to jail, and that Porter does not think that anyone acquitted by the courts at any level deserves to be awarded costs.
you can listen to it on 6PR’s playback.
as for PWC, I think that would be a good opportunity to use the voting buttons again.
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And the direct link is here :-)
http://media.mytalk.com.au/6pr/Audio/Breakfast_190309_PercyPorter.wma
And note Christian Porter was a former DPP Prosecutor.
Nuff said :-)
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I just heard the “Debate”, Christian Porter is a bloody lightweight – no wonder the DPP have fucked up in many a case if they employ lawyers like him and La Chong, and her former Master Bates :-).
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I won’t listen to 6PR playback or visit Chong or Riddance blogs thank you.
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mmm delicious!
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Ouch … yum. Oh, come on.
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Conroy’s interwebs philterz would ban that…
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Cake Wrecks.
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it was a pleasure to be stuck in traffic on beaufort st this morning whilst looking at the spank action.
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Just leaving the Jesus statue crazy internet cafe, or the knock shop at 835 js?
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Not that Jesus Dude isn’t a smidge on the scary side (I remember when he was Hippie Records…. now there was a Worst… (more copies of Elton John’s Caribou than you could poke a stick at) but let us not forget that he helped expose another Worst of Perth: Tim Johnson from Firepower.
At least according to The West.
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hmm, have to check out the jesus statue crazy internet cafe.
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There’s now a sign saying something like don’t enter if you want to complain about our prices.
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“Severin, Severin”
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I really liked your blog article with the cake decorating! I’ve bookmarked it.
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