Some people have said they like these territory markers for The City of South Perth. I call worst, although it was a brave attempt at dolphins, the graphic motif that’s almost impossible to do well. I would have preferred something that said “City of Canning, get stuffed.”
Worst Stats
- 6,073,607 eyefuls since 29th September 2007
Worst Talk
AHC McDonald on Save Our Blank Walls Anonymous on Save Our Blank Walls AHC McDonald on Save Our Blank Walls Anonymous on Save Our Blank Walls Anonymous on Pizza Showtime! Anonymous on A Short Stack of Crap paulie48406 on Pizza Showtime! AHC McDonald on Pizza Showtime! Anonymous on Pizza Showtime! Anonymous on Pizza Showtime! Anonymous on Pizza Showtime! AHC McDonald on Pulling Off Trucks AHC McDonald on Alexander The Great’s… Anonymous on Alexander The Great’s… AHC McDonald on Private Dancer The Worst of Perth Twitter
My Tweets-
Recent Outrages
Worst Categories
- *Worst of Australia (35)
- *Worst of china (15)
- *Worst of New Zealand (36)
- *Worst of Qatar (1)
- *Worst of The World (72)
- Art Galleries (8)
- Best of banned by The West (23)
- Buy The Worst of Perth (8)
- C&B (13)
- Cuban Book Burning Book Club (2)
- free piss (7)
- Galleries (9)
- Herb's Missing Links (1)
- irrational hatred (6)
- Mermaid breasts (2)
- multiple worsts (32)
- not worst (178)
- Open Worsting (2)
- Perth Galleries (8)
- phwoar (7)
- played (6)
- PoVi (Post Vibrancy) (21)
- Snuff's Missing Links (52)
- Snuff's missing links (2)
- SO PLAYED (3)
- The Worst of New York (13)
- The worst of Perth TV (3)
- The Worst of Perth Twitter (10)
- Uncategorisable Worsts (978)
- Uncatetorisable worsts (45)
- vanished worst (73)
- Verges & Registered Lawns (7)
- Wall murals (15)
- Wednesday Wintoning (1)
- weekend worstoff (225)
- worst advertising (387)
- worst animal (26)
- Worst apostrophe (1)
- worst architecture (171)
- worst art (297)
- worst band (7)
- worst beach (5)
- worst boat (2)
- worst book (51)
- worst brothel (8)
- Worst buttocks (4)
- worst car (228)
- worst carpark (15)
- worst carpet (7)
- worst christmas (26)
- worst church (30)
- worst classics (21)
- worst clock (8)
- worst design (37)
- worst drink (49)
- worst entertainment (11)
- worst fashion (96)
- Worst Fish (2)
- worst flag (2)
- worst food (105)
- Worst for sale (6)
- worst furniture (39)
- worst garden (74)
- worst graffiti (402)
- worst graphic design (161)
- worst house (65)
- worst ideas (10)
- worst interior design (15)
- worst journalist (104)
- worst kerning (14)
- worst language (48)
- worst letterbox (40)
- worst logo (19)
- worst mill (1)
- worst movie (9)
- worst music (44)
- worst name (36)
- worst neglect (1)
- worst newspaper (152)
- worst objects (88)
- worst of christmas (4)
- worst of perth (529)
- worst of the UK (1)
- worst of the worst (16)
- Worst Parking (8)
- worst people (78)
- worst personalities (17)
- worst photo (19)
- worst plant (7)
- Worst poetry (12)
- worst politician (46)
- worst politician (19)
- worst pronunciation (1)
- worst pub/hotel/design (41)
- worst public art (140)
- worst radio (9)
- worst restaurant design (12)
- worst school design (3)
- worst sculpture (183)
- worst shop design (23)
- worst sign (570)
- worst spelling (83)
- worst sport (3)
- worst street (17)
- Worst suburb (69)
- worst theatre (8)
- worst toilet (44)
- worst town (15)
- worst toy (15)
- worst transport (53)
- worst tree (62)
- worst tshirts (14)
- worst twitter (4)
- worst typography (4)
- worst venue design (6)
- worst wall (11)
- worst web Sunday (1)
- worst website (20)
- worst writer (9)
Search for Worsts on this Blog
Comment Feed
Top Posts & Pages
Online Now
The Asia Beat
- Museum of Winds Opens
- Vagina Steaming to go on despite diarrhea outbreak.
- Dog movie “racist”.
- Liquid food blogger enrages Sing. Chef
- Sushi Train Wreck
- Snake of the year spat turns nasty
- Aussie icon may cure sick
- Singapore admits, “National Service all about shooting Malaysians.”
- Asian firm sparks “wife beater” brawl.
- Actors protest over MH370 delay
I like the dolphins. Even the swan. Let’s hope the designs were genuinely by an indigenous person. But they could have done something to hide the brutalist concrete plinths and those exposed anchor-bolts. Overall, I ditto your “worst” assessment.
LikeLike
Vic is right – a barrow full of brickies sand could have covered the bases, but I really like them. Nothing says South Perth to me like Boab trees and wild life.
LikeLike
If that was the Canning River, then those would have been floating turds under the swan.
LikeLike
Come on Vic and cimbali: fish on a tree? An x-rayed swan? What’s the squiggly thing on top of the first one?
Perhaps they’re zoo motifs?
LikeLike
pregnant fish I believe
LikeLike
Algal Bloom?
LikeLike
The swan’s not too bad.
LikeLike
Boab Tree? But didn’t the Boab tree find a resting place in Kings Park? How dare this “southern” council take ownership of “our” Boab
I like many others am a fan of the wild dolphin, as to why it should be a symbol of South Perth I’m not sure though, unless it’s all been a lie and Monkey Mia sits just of the Coode st Jetty?
Methinks the city of South Perth is suffering an identity crisis, what next a 1 – 10 scale model of HMAS Perth scuttled next to the narrows, Albany will be pissed.
LikeLike
There are dolphins in the river that feed in South Perth waters , however I usually see them on the Kings Park and Riverside Drive part of the Swan .The South Perth city council does it best to get rid of them by continuing to allow jet skis on its part of the river, just near the Narrows.
LikeLike
There’s a scale model of The Perth lower level the Perth Town Hall.
LikeLike
Christ almighty do not tell South Perth, they’ll be onto it in a flash.
LikeLike
The x-ray style is more Oenpelli than Nyungar, granted. The “squiggly thing” is obviously a wave motif, DFOC. I wonder how long before someone steals it for use as a weapon?
LikeLike
I think concrete sculptures of trees are much nicer than actual trees.
LikeLike
Wot no catchphrase ?
LikeLike
Bit hard to fit good riddance into this one?
LikeLike
A shoo in, TLA. I’m pleased to hear from Bill above that there are still dolphins in the Swan. We used to skylark with plenty of them when kayaking after school. We’d ambush the Temeraire around Chidley Point and surf the wake onto the sandbar together.
p.s. DFOC can have his palms, but I just love seeing those gums trees. Thanks.
LikeLike
*gum
LikeLike
Media release from South Perth
Release Date: 20 February 2008
New Art for Manning Road East
City of South Perth is proud to unveil a new artwork installation for Manning Road.
Installed early last week, the artwork is an attractive entry statement for the south eastern entry
to the city and the suburbs of Waterford and Karawara.
The new entry statement is located on the median island adjacent to Clontarf College, and has
been designed in collaboration with Clontarf Aboriginal College, the Noongar community of the
South Perth region, Curtin University and the City of South Perth.
The artwork consists of three tree-like pillars decorated with locally significant birds and
animals, and reflects the local connection with the river trees and animals.
Mayor of the City of South Perth, James Best said:” We are really pleased to be able to unveil
this installation now, it is great to provide the community and visitors with something that is
unusual and locally significant.
Supervising designer Susannah Day and artist Tony Pankiw have done a fantastic job, and I
would like to thank those at Clontarf College, Curtin University and the Noongar people for
making this project happen.”
The project is the result of 18 months of planning, design and collaboration. The final design
was created by Tony Pankiw and is constructed out of galvanised steel.
The previous entry statement on Manning Road East was demolished several years ago in a
car accident.
For further media details contact:
Chantal Husk City Communications Coordinator
Ph: 9474 0716
Fax: 9474 2425
Mobile: 0438 946 085
Email: chantalh@southperth.wa.gov.au
LikeLike
A car accident, Mayor Best ?
LikeLike
Loved the car accident. Snuff, did you see a reply to you in Red Parrot post?
LikeLike
Chantal Husk is a cool name too.
LikeLike
I came for the gum trees, TLA, but I stayed for that name. Hawt !
LikeLike
Indeed I did, TLA, and very pleased I was too. Despite his best efforts, Ivan’s still with us.
LikeLike
The top one looks like a dairy cow half buried head first.
LikeLike
No car is ever going to take this fucker out. Run into this entry statement and it’ll be your exit statement.
LikeLike
I emailed Chantal to see if there is a photo of the car wreck version.
LikeLike
They’re all right! What’s the matter, running out of things to rip the shit out of?
LikeLike
Jeez ratbag. You get up on the wrong side of town this morning? Plenty of stuff to rip.
LikeLike
The concrete block in sand and weeds as the base, the exposed carriage bolts, the incongruous boab trees in concrete.
Like so many things (and particularly on TWOP), it’s a nice idea, done in Perth’s inimitable half-arsed fashion.
LikeLike
Canning Highway – Henley
Street intersection
entry statements $60,000
LikeLike
Been meaning to take a picture of this, its been done for me.
Have seen numerous dead cats and chicken heads (?) floating through the Canning River.
LikeLike
I live just around the corner from these abominations. Head down to Cottesloe’s Sculpture by the Sea for more this week! Public arse.
LikeLike
Public arse at Cottesloe? Orta get Cockster in his Humvee down there to check them out, see what punishment they can put up with.
LikeLike
Chantal responded to queries on landscaping for the South Perth entry statement.
That is an interesting site you have there.
Regarding the new artwork on Manning Road:
Following the installation of lighting in early April, landscaping will be the final stage of the project.
Kind regards,
Chantal Husk
LikeLike
Perth is a good place but The Northen Suburbs are not always the best if you dont like perth try bumbury it sucks. Theres only one cidema in bunbury and its so small and half people that live there are BOGEN.
LikeLike