All the worst aspects of the state election will be covered live here on Saturday, from Alannah MacTiernan’s hair to Albert Jacob’s wife’s arse.
Will we see Carps cry, or Colin muse about why The West built him up then suddenly withdrew support like they did last time? Perhaps both will happen.
Remember, no language restrictions here at TWOP, and the shallowest cracks about the candidates’ appearance will be welcomed. Starting from whining about the quality of merchandise at the cake stalls as the booths open, up until the time we get sick of it and go to bed, it all happens here. Get your cameraphones charged for any candidate sightings near polling places, particulary Troy from you Vasstonians. Send pics straight to firstname.lastname@example.org and they’ll be up in a flash.
We’ve put together a crack team of expert commentators. Johnny Scrotum from Young White Lesbians who’s been through half the opposition and all the government, on who swings and who doesn’t. Myself The Lazy Aussie of course, Paul Nurry expert columnist on “More things I know fuck all about.” (Any of the numerous Paul Murray pretenders are welcome,) and of course Journalist, blogger, Raconteur, President, WA Branch, MEAA and President, WA Journalists Association David Fucking Outrage Cohen. Start putting your comments here.