A poignant worst from Vic Demised seen at St John o’ God Murdoch. 
And whoops I’ve lost who sent me this. Bento? No was Stu. Thanks.
And a Melbourne worst from CB One. He collects ceramic cafes.
And Dave T thinks this is a welcome alternative to bogan flag cars. 
Worst well.
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The Asia Beat
The great circle of life.
Start from the bottom working your way up. You’re fkn lovin pink, and life. You meet a guy, fall in love, have a baby. Become a yummy mummy, turning your hand to the joy of arts and crafts. Kid leaves home, you drop the domestic facade. Move to cougar whore mode.
Then you die.
That’s real Aussie Bush Poetry, shaz. Some nice trees in today’s post too, TLA, and I wish we heard from Vic more often.
Avagoodweegend.
Why thanks Snuff. I like to fancy I found a good life balance between mother and whore.
Eat your heart out Freud.
Always a pleasure, shaz. Watch out for that bad literature.
So snuff, how did we go with the truce thing?
A simple yes or no.
I will even settle for some justification for avoiding my question.
Comn snuff just a few withering phrases can end this bullshit and I don’t mind the truth, I fact I welcome it.
Just get angry and let me have it, you might as well because I can keep this up all day
Absolute gold. I don’t which I laughed harder at.
Good to see you getting into the spirit of things shazza.
Oh Richarbl, I wish I could ignore you but I can’t help feel very sorry for the predicament you’ve landed yourself in. Can’t you see persisting with this truce quest is a no win situation for you?
You have become so one-eyed in your crusade you no longer seem able to make a sensible judgement about it all. Just take a step back, get things into perspective.
Thank you for your concern shazza but there no options left.
I would like to continue submitting worsts to TWOP but consider my situation.
I am not going to take snuff’s abuse any longer, not one fucking word, end of story.
This campaign will continue until there is some sort of resolution or I get banned by TLA.
So in reality I can’t lose.
And here is something else to wonder about shazza.
Where is snuff?
Shouldn’t he be defending himself against these outlandish allegations?
Why is he avoiding answering the question, any question?
I have considered your situation Richard. I stand by my suggestion.
Let. It. Go.
what was the question?
How about that thunderstorm that just went over Mez?
very cool Shazza
I’ve got Paul Kelly’s “Summer Rain” on repeat
I thought, in honour of insightless, I would play Supertramp’s ‘Crisis, What Crisis”?.
insightlessness.
So shazza have you given some consideration to the obvious reality that snuff doesn’t have the balls to answer for himself?
Have you?
Ha, ha Rich, you funny bastard.
Snuff’s got the kahuna’s.
Does he?
His silence would suggest otherwise
I saw that baby out of my left window as I was heading north on the Mitchell Fwy near Lake Monger when the fuel line in my Honda Jazz broke, causing me to coast to a halt in the breakdown lane just before Powis St Exit. Kids were seriously bored waiting for backup. I sternly told them to squat underneath the grevillea that adorns the banks, to avoid being killed by motorists using the breakdown lane as a shortcut. Couldn’t believe that the breakdown guy made a comment about my footwear “Bright Colours !” he introduced himself as, looking at my lime-greeen Crocs. So I missed the passage of that heavy cloud base, that looked liek something was trying to punch a hole in.
Trust me, I can do this all day if you want, hell I might even make a template and cut and paste, saves time that way.
I hope you are having a good weekend because I am.
dear richarbl,
as you know, i have a particular fondness for your manic drink and post moments.
in this case though i think you are fighting an invisible war.
as fabulous as snuff is, who cares what he thinks? he doesn’t have to like you and nor you him. it’s completely irrelevant. he’s a guy on a blog on the other side of the fucking world.
people who read my comments on here more than likely assess within seconds that i am that kid always at the back of the bus licking the windows, but do i give a shit? no. not at all and nor do they.
be here for the humour, the sarcasm, the slagging, the irony, the haikus, the mental stimulation and the total tongue in cheek but not to take umbrage.
get pissed off somewhere else at someone else.
it’s cyberspace where we can all live happily in denial.
from the bottom of my tiny monkey heart, mp.
The fellow who says he’ll meet you
halfway usually thinks he’s
standing on the dividing line.
Orlando A. Battista
Cool quote, mp.
Good to see you back snuff, now while you here I was still wondering if you had given some consideration the my idea of a truce?
Perhaps truce is not the correct word, maybe Armistice could be better, hell it nearly worked for the Germans.
Your thoughts are welcome.
Who is that gorgeous guy?
It certainly aint Johnny Weismueller.
Wise words indeed mp. But did you ever consider the thought that I might be right?
Instead of defending your precious snuff did you ever give thought to the idea that snuff is capable of defending himself?
Or is he?
Attempt to use reverse psychology Rich. Sorry to use young people speak but – Fail.
rich, i was not defending anyone. i simply cannot see a war of any relevance as much as i try.
for a smart man you are not behaving in a way that honours your intelligence.
what do you want to be right about? a guy you don’t know who has pissed you off. it makes no sense to me.
i’m sure that snuff could defend himself as we all could but there is no point to it.
if you feel slighted, fair enough, but put it into context. it was not by someone you should give a flying fuck about.
Did too!
Did times a million.
Did infinity.
Damn it.
Bento you forget infinity + 1
Damn it. I always lose at that.
I made it perfectly clear on the 2009 Inseminators thread that I don’t believe in him.
Perhaps you can just stop now Richarbl. I wanted you to come back and make some amusing comments on the topics as you have done in the past. Why can’t you do that? Why you are doing this baffling and ridiculous commenting I really don’t know. You seem hell bent on making yourself look like a dickhead. Time to make some real comments or just stop altogether OK? I really don’t want to ban you but you are just making it tedious for other readers now. Confine your comments to the subjects alone from now on please.
Hey Rich, did you work up at Rudall River around 86-89 ??
Judging from Richarbl’s replies to TLA’s final request, ronggly, I’d say that embarrassing, unedifying, and ultimately unhinged tedium is over. As much fun as it might be to dance on his grave, I’m glad the record shows that as before, I have conducted myself with dignity and respect, and I hope to continue. The funny part is that there was no issue, and as became exponentially clearer, demands for a truce are ludicrous when they come from the only one fighting. Finally, I would respectfully request that nobody reply to this comment, as this is my first and last comment on the matter. Praise Tarvu !
I’m going to start deleting all these comments soon.
Excellent.
Thanks, TLA.
you know it bothered me at first that you had that photo but everytime I see it I am taken back to Mt Kinabalu, the incredible scenery, the air and the good people with whom I shared the adventure.
what photo?
Not you Greg. CHEERS.
The thread now has numerous holes in it. Historians of the far future will have to work it out.
And speaking of juxtapositions, some kwality reporting in Teh West today:
On page 13, we learn that quintuplets share the same birthday. Who would have guessed?
Highlight for me though is page nine headline: “Dogfights for Skyworks”. We’ve been training up the Jack Russell to take on Pit Bulls, but the article doesn’t say if we should go to the Foreshore or to Armadale?
Ta mere la pute: always much more amusing than the rove mcmanus insincere, “say hi to your mum for me”.
http://n1.cdn.spikedhumor.com/1/671000/168059_your_mom_is_a_whore_1_vw.jpg
… and he would know, mp.
wow, you just posted my happy place snuff :)
so worst it’s good
nice white wheels too, really sets off the pink
Bento? Bento? Nay, twas I good sir. Thus I lay claim to “your mums a whore sunshine”. Located at the corner of Lake and Bulwer st’s. :)
Corrected.
? I thought Sunshine was informing Sparkles that his/her mum’s a whore.
no, I was calling TLA sunshine ;)
I don’t know Lisa I think it’s an as yet unknown third party that’s relaying the message here as in “Hey Sparkles, Sunshine says your mum’s a whore”
either way Sunshines’ mum has a reputation
oh jesus, reply FAIL
I think IFKNLOVEPINK may be related to both Sparkles and Sunshine; or maybe she’s Sparkles’ mum.
best way to stop teenage sons borrowing the car.
No mention of Nurry’s astounding scoop on the front page of today’s Worst?
Get this. There was a guy, who MURDERED someone. In the 1980s. In another country. And he was living RIGHT HERE IN PERTH! But he’s dead now. Hold the front page.
Shazza’s discussion with Mez about the weather in South Freo was more interesting.
If only he’d been found out earlier. A posthumous addition to the ranks of Ben Elton, Hank Marvin, and that bloke who knows the girl off of Harry Potter.
it was a nice storm
I’ll concede that.
At any rate, it was at least a different topic than, well, you know.
I love a good storm.
It was a cool storm.
I have to admit being reduced to bemusement by that story. It was like reading New Idea (so I hear)
Apparently he liked cars, and had diabetes.
Even New Idea wouldn’t run it on the front page. Unless it was Lleyton that decapitated Bec.
There’s only so many Grand Slams a guy can lose.
Come on guys, he DID once kill someone, store the body in a sauna for five years, decapitate it, keep the head in a mini cooper s and then pretty much get away with it. (Diminished responsibility??). With a proper writer writing it, it would’ve been a better story.
If the focus had been on the issue of ‘diminished responsibility’ it would have been a more interesting article Pl. Agreed. The sister’s opinion seemed tacked on as an afterthought.
It was the moronic focus on his friends and neighbours not knowing of his tawdry past that made it so painful to read.
Murray has hardly been mentioned in months. Amazing.
The story is 25 years old. I love a good body-hoarding tale as much as anyone, but that belonged in the magazine section, not the front page. Maybe if the guy had done a foreshore plan during his time in Perth, I would give him the front page.
come on, he wa the only bloke in perth with a signed photo of the queen.
why wouldn’t you put him on the front page?
he was.
By the fourth para I was cringing at the snobbery of “… well-heeled people with whom he rubbed shoulders knew he was connected to English aristocracy”
my interest picked up when “she often taunted me with affairs with both men and women and constantly belittled my sexual effort” but sadly that was as saucy as it got.
Monkeypants ! I loved the photo of Mario Turco on page 11.
is that like a “man crush” loved the photo, ronggly?
No, no, I just like a good tash. I think it’s because I read TinTin a lot while young. For me it’s like, Saddam Hussein stepped out of the pages of “Au Pays de l’Or Noir”
how fabulous :)
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/KISS/1301-22140.jpg
Murderous English aristocrats – whacko. Have you ever met their bricklayers?
For wont of better reading material, I read that article. I was a bit puzzled by it all until I went back to the start where it said “by Paul Murray”. Then it made sense.
My kids love “life in the fast lane” by The Eagles, go figure, im goin 2 bed.
oh yeh, it started when Sunshine said that your mother was a speedbump
what boudaries?
I know the owner of the NISS14N…
How awkward. I wonder if I should tell her.
Most certainly Associate.
Seconded: we must know what makes Pink so loveable.
Maybe not. The owner of the NKOTB plate was strangely outraged to be featured. Amazing that someone would find New Kids on teh block not worthy of ridicule. The pinky car was said to be an improvement on a vehicle wearing a flag.
Sounds to me like as good a reason as any to tell TLA.
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