The Pink lovin’ pink car shouldn’t venture to Darlington. Pink CDs are cast out as rubbish, waiting for the next bushfire to consume her evil pinky sounds. Some may remember the similar sad but well deserved fate for the Travelling Wilburys.
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The Worst of Perth 
Haiku 6070:
Burning bush of P!nk
Sounds like autumn rain teeming,
On a worst funhouse.
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cold morning pink dew
that falls this side of the hill
it is gone by noon
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bogun throws music
from window of hot-ted car
he will never sing
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So much ‘tude and look where it got her.
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Haiku 6071
what evil clowns did
no get this party started
a rock star, so what?
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Haiku 6072
I’m not here for your
Cottagewares, couldn’t you just
Build us a skate park?
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pink in my fruit trees
dangling reflecting suns rays
keeps fruit fly away
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Haiku 6074
fame dies quickly
like cherry blossom blown by the wind
pink fades to brown
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Brillianr, skink: moody, evocative, a multitude of images.
Is the 4-9-4 pattern the Belmost twist on the poetic form?
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rules are necessary only for the beginner
Lorca
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Any danger of a snappy Xtranormal rendition, skink ? It’s been a while.
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of what?
I haven’t seen any good material for a while
it works best when you have some nutter ranting on and on about how….
oh, I see where you’re going
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I was referring to your haiku, but now you mention it …
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it’s Belmont blues haiku
if you listen you can hear the flat fifth on the kigo
note the coprophilic reference, which is so integral to my oeuvre
but here’s a rigid form for the pedant:
fame dies too quickly
like cherry blossom on the wind
pink fading to brown
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now it effing 18
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agreed on haiku rules skink
the Chinese never followed them
as the butterfly float etc…
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Belmont people know haiku.
There is a cultural exchange program with Belmont’s twin city Adachi.
they come over here and teach us haiku, and a delegation of people from the food court at Belmont Forum go over there and teach them how to get as much food as possible on your plate at the Chinese Combination.
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Pink’s Bush?
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You put the manure
UNDER the layer of mulch
Fuckin’ hobbyists
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is that manure? it looks fungal.
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rrgh too obtuse. “Pink is shit” that was the idea. I can break it right down if you want.
You’ve raised an interesting point, though to me that patch of ‘fungal’ crap down the bottom there looks more like gravel cement tailings/ red wine vomit…. can anyone provide a positive ID?
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“red wine vomit” Ask Frank? Joe Bullock sends hugs
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it looks like dog vomit.
not surprising.
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hey! I’ve got 5 comments in a row now!
is that a record?
(besides Greg)
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You be drunken pig
Pinks bits scratched eucalyptus
comments run rampant
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drunken sow I am
a sodden correspondent
off to the beer fridge
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