Deflate & Defrost

Posted on June 1, 2010 by AHC McDonald

From Byron L. Hampton Rd South Fremantle.

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The Best of The Worst of Perth Twitter

Posted on May 30, 2010 by AHC McDonald

Here’s the Best of the TWOP twitter newsfeed  lately. Current news alerts are in the sidebar, or subscribe to them all with The Worst of Perth rss news feed so you don’t miss any gold.

Socceroos label South Africa “A hole”. Their first press conference was marred by the teams refusal to eat the complimentary biltong…

Priests performing exorcisms dread the painful erections that are a “common side effect “. You could have cut washers off it” said Bishop…

Ernie Dingo to play Sammy Davis Jr in Rat Pack tribute concert, with Garry McDonald & Lex Marinos as Sinatra & Deano. Ernie “Cast himself…

Saxophone overtakes Chilean anus flute & bagpipes as least stolen instrument. US artist Kenny G has been blamed for turning a once respected…

Voguing devastates China’s Tai Chi academies. The stylised posing originally popularised by Madonna has reached such proportions that…

Wilson Tuckey “I also knobbed a Green.” In 1962 Silent Spring’s Rachel Carson blamed DDT poisoning for brief affair with “An Aussie moron.”…

Spitting while talking is now assaulting an officer -Barnett. Police will have the power to taser so called “wet talkers” as part of a crack…

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Weekend Worstoff 110

Posted on May 29, 2010 by AHC McDonald

Vic Demised sent in this. He doesn’t know why. Semiotics maybe? Hegenomics?And only slightly less mysteriously Outrage Cohen sends this from the Claremont Quarter. And keeping on with a baffling theme comes this from Ben W. And to make sure your minds aren’t completely blown, a simpler worst from Jen. Worst well.

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Welcome to Hellville

Posted on May 28, 2010 by AHC McDonald

Another fine entry statement, this time effected with masking tape. From Mez

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Dead Ted

Posted on May 27, 2010 by AHC McDonald

Apart from the foreign book outrage, these are the other shocking pictures James N sent me from Bayswater. Let that be an example to all teddies.

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Slovnik

Posted on May 27, 2010 by AHC McDonald

Enigmatic, pointless and suburban. The kind of worst I like. A book abandoned on a letterbox in Bayswater. Another foreign libris told to, “Fuck off we’re full of Winton books thank you very much!” Every copy of  Cesko Anglicky Technicky Slovnik on our shelves, leaves less room for another Clod Street. From James N. Wonderful. Would this be an English/Czech Technical dictionary by any chance? If so, dump a Jolley or Winton and keep it.

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Putting the O back into Solo

Posted on May 26, 2010 by AHC McDonald

By Hokusan, Melbourne.

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Fine Urine, Fear & Spirits

Posted on May 26, 2010 by AHC McDonald

On the side of the drive through at Moondyne Joe’s in Beaconsfield. By Turf.

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Build your own rubbish shed

Posted on May 25, 2010 by AHC McDonald

A quick one from Richarbl seen in Mt Hotham. Australian Alpine Cunts Lodge. This sign is virtually unAustralian. Reminds me of the sign we ignored in New Zealand, which claimed that a rubbish bin must not be used for soiled nappies. No-one tells me where I can and can’t deposit reeking nappies. No-one!

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Fuck off, we’re nearly full.

Posted on May 25, 2010 by AHC McDonald

A Western Suburbs Identity that Outrage Cohen would only identify as Ferret (Brian Burke?) took this in Tapping. Have we talked about Tapping before? I would have guessed it was near one of the best ever worsts in Moora, but apparently it is (marginally) closer to the CBD. Another savage indictement of Perth graffiti, as the artist hasn’t even bothered to add the “fuck off”. Apparently the mocking cries of the savage crows had Ferret running for his/her car in a blind panic. I have another fine entry statement for Melville coming up too.

The Moora of the west

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