Fuck off, we’re nearly full.

A Western Suburbs Identity that Outrage Cohen would only identify as Ferret (Brian Burke?) took this in Tapping. Have we talked about Tapping before? I would have guessed it was near one of the best ever worsts in Moora, but apparently it is (marginally) closer to the CBD. Another savage indictement of Perth graffiti, as the artist hasn’t even bothered to add the “fuck off”. Apparently the mocking cries of the savage crows had Ferret running for his/her car in a blind panic. I have another fine entry statement for Melville coming up too.

The Moora of the west

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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36 Responses to Fuck off, we’re nearly full.

  1. rolly says:

    “…….., it’s time to go home. Where’s the car?”


  2. David Cohen says:

    I’m glad it was Ferret up there and not me.

    The flesh would have been stripped from my bones by the beady-eyed birds before I made it into the Jazz.

    Frightening – the avian underbelly of Teh Pert.


  3. Shreiking Wombat says:

    Where the fuck is Tapping?


  4. Jaidyn-Jaxxon says:

    Those aren’t kestrels, they’re carrion crows. And (ahem) Cedar Woods? More like Ce where dar woods used to be right? Eh? Eh?


  5. Bill O'Slatter says:

    I hear the Tapping but you can’t come in. This is a common problem amongst the Tappoids. ‘respec to the Corvids as they survey the wreckage.


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