Hair of The Dog

Posted on December 24, 2010 by AHC McDonald

Bento calls bullshit, (or perhaps good riddance,) on Bubby J’s hair. Could he possibly have been so hairy at birth. Despite its luxuriance, there seems to be hints at thinning on top. Anyway, happy Christmas Eve if this post works.

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Shaky Snaky

Posted on December 24, 2010 by AHC McDonald
From Arthurs Pass Otira gorge lookout, New Zealand. Some international penis worst from the shaky isles. A worst by Coprosma. Glad to see I got sent some Kiwi cock without having to search for it. Not sure about the 027. Might be something like 1800 Love da cock 027. Or something.
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Share your experience

Posted on December 23, 2010 by AHC McDonald

Yes, that’s what it says above the urinals. Might be some “split stream” action on Twitter later. Sorry, it has been very difficult to get a post up.

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Regifting

Posted on December 22, 2010 by AHC McDonald

No idea if this is working. No network connenection. Anyway, here’s an attempt.

Ahh, Christmas. Umm, gifts. In Fitzroy Gardens near male prostitute toilets, a gift from the residents of Lambeth UK, in gratitude for food sent during the war. And the gift is…a miniature Tudor village. Would have been nice to have been at the opening of the parcel. “We sent them all our foodscraps and bacon rinds and the cunts send us a miniature fucking village?! Should have let them starve.

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Chair and Manji

Posted on December 21, 2010 by AHC McDonald

After recent criticism that TWOP was lacking vibrancy, Deefock Cohen claimed it would be better if all of his offerings were posted. Here’s latest. Chair next to bin… I’m not saying it needs padding (wot fuck?) maybe there’s some subtlety I’m missing only seeing it on the phone, but let me add a bonus from Mark H of a Mandurah House.

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Post Earthquake

Posted on December 20, 2010 by AHC McDonald

Greg O contributes a letterbox from his own street (which he declines to name) in Christchurch. Unfortunately some of Christchurch’s worst buildings were undamaged by the earthquake, including this and the casino.


Let me also including a shot from a Thai restaurant where an elephant throwing a trunk over is for some reason gracing the takeaway area.

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Weekend Worstoff on Tour

Posted on December 18, 2010 by AHC McDonald

Ai ya! Melbourne.


Melbourne as experienced by Outrage Cohen.


An amateur painting out and proud in the office of a parking garage. Dude you’ll need to add serious flange to your work if you’re going to get out of parking cars 18 hours a day. And boozes. Poorly rendered boats will never cut it. Badly rendered flange is always worth a second look.

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Barbie Eye

Posted on December 17, 2010 by AHC McDonald

Just one of the services offered by Asia Makeups Chinatown Melbourne.

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Two Speed Economy

Posted on December 17, 2010 by AHC McDonald

A return to Perth worsting as I continue touring New Zealand. Seems a little too much like hard work to proclaim your hatred of work. I wonder who it’s quoting? Churchill? A Worst by E.V. E.V. says it’s Abercrombie Rd, but doesn’t name the suburb. Lovely Perth summer sight of Jacaranda in the background. Remember there may be some moderation delays while I’m in New Zealand.

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Apple and Eve

Posted on December 16, 2010 by AHC McDonald

Open letter to New Zealand apple producers. PLEASE devastate our local apple industry. West Australian apple producers and sellers are relying on bogus protectionism to continue serving up fifth rate apples to Perth consumers. We are begging for fantastic New Zealand apples in Perth, but we don’t get them why?
Our local apple producers export all the best of their crop, but because competition is banned, they can get away with dumping the dregs onto the local market.
Everyone understands that claims of disease in NZ apples are ridiculous and are only made because producers and sellers are aware that they couldn’t get away with selling shit ( or “shut” as they say here) if consumers were aware how good an apple should be. We admit it, the disease claims are fake.

Without exaggeration, many people in Perth will NEVER have tasted a really good apple. This is despite the fact that we grow apples only a few hours away.
Consumers would be completely in support of removing protection barriers if they had the chance to see what a real apple should taste like. Our local growers deserve to go out of business for the way they have treated the local consumers for so many years.
The worst new Zealand apple is equal to the best you can buy in a Perth supermarket. Literally.


And for those that are bored with my campaign against the wankers in Albany who send us all their shitty apples, here’s a New Zealand worst. An almost bucolic scene of a Sigma parked outside a Speights seller. Obviously there’s some breaking news about to happen in the sports bar. A valued member of the trans tasman journalistic community Outrage? The Kiwis may have good apples, but their mainstream beer is complete “pus” and or “shut”. Two worsts in one pic, Hanmer Springs. About to hit the sauna. Seeing if I can beat the 80 degree mark.

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