Kardinya Rising

Yeah, suck on that Maylands. Written by Harold Robbins by the way. Kind of an unofficial sequel to The Carpetbaggers.

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Finally

At last Dazza gets it. This is New York style right? I forget. I notice The Dunce from Dalkeith is last on the ballot too. He will be hoping for one reverse donkey vote action. By Mark. An associate of Brendan H. UPDATE, added shot of someone pranking Dazz’s campaign – and campaign style on the arrondissement this morn.

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The Cock line

Trains on the Fremantle line are stopping early this week due to “upgrading works”. Riiiiiight.cockmilk

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Twilight of Gizza

By Orbea. What is that device on the couch? An octobong? Community enema kit?gizza

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Teh Wolve

Still laughing about this from Ljuke. Should have gone with “Teh Wolve”. Or “I Wolve.”

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No, thank you!

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a three-hour tour

Mindarie Marina. Even if the whale-watching is exactly 180 minutes, would you really want to tempt fate? I would advertising a three-hour-and-one-minute tour, just to be on the safe side.

If TWoP was on the SS Minnow: The skipper is Snuff, Gilligan is Bento, Thurston Howell III is Rolly and Vegan is Eunice/Luvvy, the movie star is Shazza, the professor is TLA, and Mary Ann is JaneZ.

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Seppo

Septimus Roe with a Mother in Law tongue right up his scroll. You’re welcome. I guess he’s thinking “You know if we could clear all these natives and this Jarrah scrub, I could totally see a fucking Coffee Club here. “

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Outrage Sunday 112 When Macca Writes Your Love Story

G’day TWOPpers. What the heck-diddly has been going on with Wikipedia? Monday’s feature story was When God Writes Your Love Story, then Friday they had Everything Tastes Better With Bacon. What? Even a copy of Cloudstreet?When_God_Writes_Your_Love_StoryJust as well I’d made several trips to the UWA book sale. No copies of Keepsake, which was a fucking outrage. That fatuous rainmaker Bento was there, too: “No Halcyon Hall! At $25 it was a bit steep.” HRVThis was much cheaper, but no deal. macca1This was even cheaper, but was only picked up to be photographed. macca2I can’t put this one down. Of course, when I don’t have my nose in a book I am a healthy open-air boy. Why don’t you let me write your love story? digitdickTWOP footnote, from Teh Wiki: “American college professors Margaret and Dwight Peterson responded to the Ludys’ book by writing an essay called God Does Not Want to Write Your Love Story, in which the Petersons argue that the book makes young people see marriage as a fantasy comparable to that of Disney Princesses, and that this fantasy often results in disappointment”.

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“thrown out”

Perhaps not the best headline, in the circumstances…thrownout

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