Category Archives: worst of perth

Shangriloon

From the magazine for crackpots, Nova, comes this ad. Meditate as deeply (in fact more deeply) than a Zen monk? Despite some careful breathing and chanting, Zen monks were mightily pissed off at this ad, seeing that some of them … Continue reading

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Weekend Worstoff 12

Was quite a good worst week this week, possibly highlighted by Skink’s amusing stoush with Howard “Riddance” Sattler on the Fairfax blog, with the moderator deleting both Skink AND Sattler at one stage. The post on The Fairfax Online experience … Continue reading

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Kevin Rudd Presents Shooting Rare Chinese Birds

The Worst of Perth Television A quite bizarre game of shooting birds I found in a shop in Highgate. The spring guns are so powerful that if you are not a huge distance away, they will knock the whole thing … Continue reading

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Young White Lesbians Launched

Some may remember complaints from a previous commenter (who sadly left these pages in high dudgeon) that Young White Lesbians get every art grant these days. I asked for volunteers to take up the attractive Young White Lesbian blog registry. … Continue reading

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Weekend Worstoff 10

A guest worst from Victoria. An extraordinary sign. A woman with a bikini floats above celery. From the lens of Golden1. Thanks mate. More local, but separated in time are these shots of an excellent bookfrom 1971 I found. Perth, … Continue reading

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The Worst of Perth TV. Monster Kingswood Theatre

It was the incarnation of blind and insensate Greed. It was a monster devouring with a thousand mouths, trampling with a thousand hoofs; it was the Great Butcher–it was the spirit of Capitalism made flesh. Upton Sinclair Well if The … Continue reading

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Weekend Worstoff 9

A shot of me being funny at the comedy debate at The Charles Hotel and the rest of the entertainers. Thanks to the Conservation Council. I had forgotten what a delightfully dingy old hole The Charles was. Although the front … Continue reading

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You’re a bum you’re a punk you’re an old slut on junk

“If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.” Dean Martin Again, I’m not sure what to say. I’m glad that the salt and vinegar might have put a bit of a lining on at least one stomach. I’m more of … Continue reading

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SOLD OUT SOLD OUT

The Great Comedy Debate for World Environment Day is sold out, including those they were holding for the door so any of youse who were hoping to see The Lazy Aussie live and haven’t bought tickets, that’s teh cry. Sounds … Continue reading

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Clean and Jerk

Sodabug sent me this months ago. Just getting to it now. Doing better than China. China only has 12 days of coal in reserve at any time. The Worst of Perth maintains a 30 day worst buffer. Hey Sodabug. That’s … Continue reading

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