Category Archives: worst of perth

Shame Grilled

As I was preparing yesterday’s Stirling Balcatta post, Slanderer, who we hear from far too seldom was sending a pic from directly across the road. What are we to make of this? Maccas flying at half mast for Victorian bushfires, … Continue reading

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Crisco Inferno

Other worst business. ———————————————— Tod Johnston for me falls into the same category as Adrian Barich. A decent enough bloke who’s out and about doing lots of stuff. Yes the stuff he does is usually terrible, but he’s doing it. … Continue reading

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The Ibis

These are not ghosts. Nor are these Ibis! These are dead corpses. Any unburied ibis corpse with its brain intact will in fact reactivate. And it’s precisely because of incitement by irresponsible public figures like yourself that this situation is … Continue reading

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The Maniacs! They burnt them all!

Charleston Heston: Oh my God. I’m back. I’m home. All the time, it was… We finally really did it. [screaming] You Maniacs! You burnt them all! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell! All the cheap Chinese Australian … Continue reading

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Dosed

Sorry not much of a post today. I believe my Howling Wolves wine was heavily spiked with octopus last night, so I was disinclined to get in front of the computer. I vaguely remember getting the inside oil on new … Continue reading

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All time Most Popular Worsts

I response to a question, here is the list of all time most popular Worsts as of January 2009. Big movers, Miss Nude has no Nipple and Patti Chong real or Hoax. Another fast mover is Perth Beer Fest Blows, … Continue reading

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Chunder Down Under (with notes)

With this submission, I thought I’d lay out the process of getting a The Worst of Perth post up and running 6 or 7 days a week. It’s not all just stone boozies and Howling Wolves you know. 03:02 am. … Continue reading

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Chong and You.

I could have reached into the archive for another car or house, but a challenge from Patti Chong on this site made me decide on a media post for my first day back at work. (And it’s nor Paul Murray).  … Continue reading

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No Alcohol

So is this how 2009 begins for Perth, not with a bang but with a whinger? Premier Nanna Barnett bans alcohol at Cottesloe Beach (his own electorate) for new years eve. I waited, but couldn’t see that the sign changed … Continue reading

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The Angry Whopper

Listen you at first blush pricks. I PAUL MUrray Am the angry whopper. Walking my little doggie (junior whopper) around Allen park the other day,  I was at first blush at a loss as to what text based website I … Continue reading

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