Category Archives: worst of perth

Perth Vision a la La Chong

You may wish to see our Patti’s rehashing of nebulous visions for the future of Perth on the C2030 blog. She plans replacing the other plans for the city with a new plan. This is a plan that will resonate … Continue reading

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Get Tuscany out of my pussy

Andrew was uncertain whether Catherine Deveney really meant to write being raped by beauty, but since she repeats it in the rest of her article, then she must have. Surely she meant “I’m being sodomised by Europe”? which would fit … Continue reading

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The Stepford Comedians

I haven’t done enough twitter news results for a best of this week, but let me offer a screenplay idea. I have always wanted to write a screenplay called The Stepford Comedians, where a newly arrived guy to the small … Continue reading

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From the stats

I haven’t done enough on the twitter feed to have a best of, although I did think that, “Brides say “I Don’t!” to composting toilets. 80 Green weddings are on hold as brides say no to long drops, in “Green” … Continue reading

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100 Perth Things Competition

Another competition! Here’s the Best 10 so far according to me, from the blog and the Twitter feed. There were many other good ones, but I got too drunk to trawl through all of them. I think my own best … Continue reading

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100 Perth things to do before you die…

My Twitter suggestions of “100 Perth things to do before you die” seems fairly popular. Non Twitterers can add suggestions here. So far… Spill wine on Verity James’ rack. (Most popular so far.) Blacklist Patti Chong, Wax Barra’s back, Fill … Continue reading

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Self Saucing

I had completely forgotten the photoshoots they did around campus a while ago, so I was quite surprised to see myself appearing on the University’s refund policy brochure. Indeed it may even be one of Smokah Frith’s shots. I was … Continue reading

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And on my left…

Now here’s a nice classic Perth worst after the media rantings of yesterday. (And they say you shouldn’t blog drunk. Bullshit. ) Should I be learning something? The off the cuff media posts get all the comments and hits, while … Continue reading

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Smokaz!

I like taking “photo” photos, and have done so for 25 years, but very often shots of worst don’t coincide with really nice pics. It’s a different genre and mindset. So it’s nice to get a worst and a nice … Continue reading

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Low dolphin content

High in Omegas, but low in whale or dolphin right? This sign just makes me want some blowhole. Big blowhole  or small, I don’t care, I want it. Via Erin, as seen at Edo Shiki in Subiaco. Thanks Erin. Brings … Continue reading

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