Here’s the Best 10 so far according to me, from the blog and the Twitter feed. There were many other good ones, but I got too drunk to trawl through all of them.
I think my own best were
Spill wine on Verity James’ rack.
Rhyme “Wanjina” with vagina.
I am excluding myself from the vote, even though I felt mine were superior. The winner will get some crap I bring back from China. A pack of Communist ciggies maybe? A T shirt? Let’s say voting will close next Sunday night, where I hope I can judge the winner from high up in the Kowloon Hotel Hong Kong, looking down on the seething masses of Nathan Rd as some kind of appropriate parallel. I hate to put Skink and Outrage Cohen in the same voting arena after the bitterness of last time, but whatever. You can vote only once, but you can check several favourites in the one vote. It is multiple choice voting.
OK The finalists of 100 Perth Things to do before you die competition…