Category Archives: worst of perth

Bah Scumbag. Merry Christmas TWOP

Posted on December 25, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Although pussies like the Western patriot and many others close down for Christmas, The Worst of perth never stops posting, no matter what the holiday. James saw this  Santa with a light up groin at Fremantle Target, adding some much … Continue reading →

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Hitler, the gift that keeps giving.

Posted on December 24, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Jackie sent this picture which was just perfect for Christmas Eve. A staff recommendation for a Christmas literary gift in Borders Perth. Update: A nice grovelling apology from Borders below who must have been horrified to receive a complaint/enquiry from … Continue reading →

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When The Chong’s Away…

Posted on December 22, 2009 by AHC McDonald

…the C Listers can play. Since you liked the A list pic so much, here’s a brief sample of Perth’s C Listers. If Scaffidi, Chong and Zempilas are already booked to open skate parks, call on these guys. They don’t … Continue reading →

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TWOP Links

Posted on December 21, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Daniel in the land of the Japaneser has compiled a list of every link ever made by a TWOP commenter listed by user, so if you wished to browse every hideous shot ever linked to by Snuff, then you can. … Continue reading →

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Crouching Shopper, Hidden Melons

Posted on December 18, 2009 by AHC McDonald

An anonymous contributor sent this artist impression of the Claremont Quarter Food Markets which will open soon. I like the floating people. Have the people behind the Kookai floater crapped themselves? What’s with the dude with the weirdly bulging forehead? … Continue reading →

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Weekend Worstoff 87

Posted on December 12, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Am in Busso for the day, so a shorter worstoff than usual. Another Rockingham worst from Laus. Fant! They really are a special breed of cat down Rockingham way. Looks like it should be for sale in IKEA. Some Fant … Continue reading →

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Curtains for Busso

Posted on December 11, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Trying again from iPhone. Rate my curtains. Busselton.

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The Worst of Perth Live

Posted on December 3, 2009 by AHC McDonald

For those that didn’t see the last TWOP Live Show, there is a reprise version next Thursday at The Charles. The last one was very well received, even by a drunken slapper.

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You can stay as you are for the rest of your life…

Posted on December 2, 2009 by AHC McDonald

What’s the deal with me not being on Perth A List? More to the point, what’s the deal with alcohol distributors not slipping me a case or two. Howling Wolves! Where are you bastards? That Spanish wine with the label … Continue reading →

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Thanks Mates

Posted on November 29, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Thanks to TWOP friends Skink (and Frail), WAtching, Shazza, MyNing, Richarbl, Free Beer, Ljuke (& Frail), Bento and Paracleet. A very pleasant evening. I had expected youse all to be older and uglier than you turned out to be. This … Continue reading →

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