Thanks Mates

Thanks to TWOP friends Skink (and Frail), WAtching, Shazza, MyNing, Richarbl, Free Beer, Ljuke (& Frail), Bento and Paracleet. A very pleasant evening. I had expected youse all to be older and uglier than you turned out to be.

This is not them. This is a worst I saw on the way home. Don’t they know they are disrespecting a heritage worst? Remarkably I am not vomiting this morn. Even better.

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Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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28 Responses to Thanks Mates

  1. curious says:

    obviously you didn’t drink enough if you were able to take this classic shot.

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  2. skink says:

    a very nice evening.

    unfortunately, since the missus was with me, I did not get the opportunity of checking out the rack

    I don’t remember saying goodbye, so apologies for being too drunk to be polite. We must have been drunk, because we had a kebab on the way home. And then a couple more drinks.

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  3. rolly says:

    My abject apology (as usual) for not fronting up.

    Same old story.

    Anyway, I would have increase the average age of the attendees by somewhat more than just a fraction.

    Glad that you all, just like the well ironed bedsheets, had a good evening.

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  4. Frank Calabrese says:

    Me, I had an enjoyable eve ning watching Labor romp it home in Willagee.

    And even though I wasn’t there – congatulations to Peter Tinley.

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  5. shazza says:

    Yes Frank there was mention of you being in a state of rapture over the bi-election.

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  6. Ljuke says:

    Wish I could have stayed longer. Was thinking of you guys as I drove past the Forrestfield gumnut sculpture.

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  7. WAtching. Are you OK? You didn’t drive home did you? And “What’s the deal” with no Outrage Cohen? No bush haiku? No comments?

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    • WAtching says:

      I made it home just fine thanks TLA.
      It is truly an outrage that i drove, but hey, i made it.
      And it only took three days…
      Remind me to never come tro a TWOP function directly from the XXXXXXX club… it can be embarrassing…
      A drunk person asking every MT in sight…
      “are you the worst?”

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  8. David Cohen says:

    I am distraught I missed it, and apologise fulsomely.

    I got back from Sydney at 2145 and was pooped after my meetings (in which we planned how to make Alliance members’ working worlds even better) and the Walkleys.

    I regret not checking out shazza’s rack, arranging for skink and Bento to be roughed up by police, and paying general homage to TLA.

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  9. Bento says:

    ful·some (flsm)
    adj.
    1. Offensively flattering or insincere.
    2. Offensive to the taste or sensibilities.
    3. Usage Problem Copious or abundant.

    I wonder which one you meant.

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  10. curious says:

    sounds like i missed a good drinking session. shame young mr curious had his birthday that day.

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  11. Cookster says:

    I was attacked by a string limbed quokka who stole my Fred Flinstone wig. Will make up for non attendance by arranging a barefoot bowls day…

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  12. wayne says:

    its great too see,our great state government,and there police force,putting on austraia day for the muslims off our state,dont worry about us bro ,will stay home , eat fairy bread,put a tea towel on our heads so we can join in the celebrations.

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    • Bento says:

      It’s true. When oh when will our Austraia Day celebrations shed their blatant pro-Muslim bias?? Won’t someone think of the caucasians!?

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      • WAtching says:

        Hear Hear…
        If I see one more Aussie Flag Burcqa I am gonna snap

        (Thanks Bento- I never read waynes parting shot)

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      • shazza says:

        Wayne’s point was lost to me. He seems to be a fan of the state government and fairy bread. And thinks Austria is a great place for muslims. Or something like that.

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        • skink says:

          Wayne’s right

          if we cannot celebrate the birth of this great nation by drinking to oblivion, throwing up in the Swan River, and glassing passers-by, then the terrorists have won.

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        • curious says:

          i think that the truth is more likely that it is wayne’s lot that have led to the ban.

          plonker.

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          • rolly says:

            Pisspots, arsepots and tosspots.

            Great Australian culture.

            Too much alcohol damages brain cells, so it’s not much of a worry for a lot of them.

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