Category Archives: worst of perth

The dead eyes opened…

An associate of Ranting Perth Journo Girl saw these…things in a display home. Now would these help convince you to buy one of these homes, or make you run screaming? 

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Unauthorised Toiletry

Surely this is just the thin end of the wedge for an infinite regression of “please read” signs? And what is unauthorised toiletry? Does that mean Blue Stratos? From Brer Bento.

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Sucked off the planet

It’s very hard to know what to make of this. The very spot where Tim Winton had been sucked out of his sandals, now sports a discarded pair of undies. Can there be another Stargate in Nedlands? Is Lindy Rosenwax … Continue reading

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On TV

People have sent in shots of Michael Keenan’s publicity photos before, several asking why he seemes to be wearing eye makeup. He was also mentioned a year ago when he couldn’t work out whether he should have his flag up … Continue reading

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Hangi Honey?

Outrage Cohen saw this at his local (Now that the Guildford is an SAS live firing range) The ‘Ling. It could be connected with 2 recent tweets. Is it a Brozebo or a covered Hangi pit? Buried Hangi “slow cooks … Continue reading

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Slip it in – Whip it out – That’s Oats Street

TWOP posts have exceeded 1,000 in number this week. Fellas, I’m ready to get up and mail my thing (yeah go ahead!) I wanta get into that letterbox slot, man, you know (go ahead!) Like a, like a sex machine, … Continue reading

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Wog Pride

From @bronte_saurus on twitter, brokered through that online garbage scow  Cookster, comes this masterpiece from Farmer Jacks.  I’m glad the state library is archiving this stuff. The future’s not going to believe it. The price should may have gone up … Continue reading

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Rench Fries, Urger Rings

Some product related pics. One from Jen via IGA Kinross. (Kinross, like White Bum Valley, is a suburb I’ve never been to). Another from Outrage Cohen. Lynx may be using their famous “irony”. IGA maybe not. Surprisingly, Outrage has the … Continue reading

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The Best of The Worst 2009

TWOP ends another year, nearing 1000 posts, and the depth of submissions and comments make me think 2010 will be even better. There were almost exactly 600 000 views for 2009 and the millionth eyeful was served. Here are some … Continue reading

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