Category Archives: worst art

The Riddle of the Sphinx

Posted on August 12, 2008 by AHC McDonald

is not, “What walks on 5 legs in the morning..?” but more like, “Why would someone build this in a garden in Kingston Street Nedlands? I do like the kerbing though. From Teh ‘Rage.

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The burgers are better…

Posted on August 6, 2008 by AHC McDonald

Johnny Scrotum from Young White Lesbians has pulled this one out of his archive. Apparently this depraved practice is still common. Set the scene. A guy regularly metal detecting under a playground hamburger at Morley Primary School. Let that sink … Continue reading →

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Piss and teh Devil had done for teh rest.

Posted on July 28, 2008 by AHC McDonald

The broccoli and the zucchini still lie, for all that I know, where Sumich buried them; and certainly they shall lie there for me. Oxen and wain-ropes would not bring me back again to that accursed Spearwood; and the worst … Continue reading →

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Song of The Blowhole

Posted on July 25, 2008 by AHC McDonald

President Bush, you are from Texas, but Im sure you’ve seen one dolphin once in your lifetime. Wouldnt you like to keep seeing them in America’s oceans? So I hope you keep the dolphins safe. Please dont allow the Department … Continue reading →

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The Golden Hind

Posted on June 24, 2008 by AHC McDonald

There is plenty of time to win this game, and to thrash the Spaniards too. Francis Drake Seen at Harvey Norman

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The Beachist

Posted on June 16, 2008 by AHC McDonald

I read and walked for miles at night along the beach, writing bad blank verse and searching endlessly for someone wonderful who would step out of the darkness and change my life. It never crossed my mind that that person … Continue reading →

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Breasts and Dongers of WA Art

Posted on May 14, 2008 by AHC McDonald

Since we will go past an amazing quarter of a million views today, here are some dongers and boozies from me, as a token of appreciation. Most will be familiar, but there are a couple of new ones thrown in. … Continue reading →

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Front Bottom

Posted on April 7, 2008 by AHC McDonald

Submitted by Skink. Very nice one I thought it was about time I contributed to your excellent blog after enjoying it for so long. Since sculture and art always seem to elicit the most febered debate, I have sent an … Continue reading →

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Doggy Style, Alsatian Rampant

Posted on March 7, 2008 by AHC McDonald

To say I was astounded by this photograph sent in by Drew would be an understatement. I babbled, I laughed like a gibbon, I cried like a chimp, I went “Wuh,wah, But what fuck uh, huh?” Could “Playtime” by I … Continue reading →

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Atomised

Posted on March 4, 2008 by AHC McDonald

Odd and sinister artwork in Cockburn submitted by Crankynick. Before I go on, I have looked through my submission pile and am very embarrassed that I still haven’t posted so many excellent submissions from people. There are so many that … Continue reading →

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