Category Archives: Uncategorisable Worsts

Spoilt for Choice

I don’t know what this means, it just seems that it should be here. Northbridge. I feel I should make it easier for people. Here are some phrases commenters can cut and paste. Why type them out yourself? Get a … Continue reading

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Cash for Comment

Skink finds that Paul Nurry is a big enough man to promote TWOP merchandise without predjudice. This would look good while strolling around Dick Piercy Park. I really don’t think he’s a cash for comment man Skink. A cut & … Continue reading

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City Inseminators

Here’s something all the B&S types can get their teeth into. Curtin Guild’s city slicker version of the  B&S, Octoberfest. Here’s where city types can enjoy effete foreigner style entertainment and fruity beers with dots over the o’s on the … Continue reading

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Pour pussy to drink, drink to forget

Really just to get that hideous crackpot paper off the front page, (people are actually reading it), here’s a taste of Fremantle pussy I saw on Sunday. And speaking of Fremantle, a picture of Carmen Lawrence I took at a … Continue reading

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Weekend Worstoff 72

Well we are heading towards two years of The Worst of Perth. September is already here, but why are the christmas decorations not up yet? David Fucking Outrage Cohen sends in three worthy weekend worsts. Apostrophe abuse has become all … Continue reading

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Kickin’ the Gong Around

It was down in Chinatown, All the cokies laid around, Some were high and some were mighty low; There were millions on the floor When a knock came on the door, And there stood old Smoky Joe. He was sweatin’, … Continue reading

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Dude! Not Cool!

You don’t really deserve this post. I just happened to prematurely publish today’s post a few hours too early and it was too late to take it back.  So let me give you a bonus post for today, even though … Continue reading

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Ten Cent not Heaven Sent

“You shouldn’t throw stones if you live in a glass house and if you got a glass jaw, you should watch yo mouth: cause I’ll break yo face.” 50 Cent I was down in Jesper’s hood at Murdoch University the … Continue reading

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