Category Archives: Uncategorisable Worsts

Outrage Sunday 111 Crowned

An exchange between an employee sitting by a lift and an exuberant young patron summed up the night. “You have to wear dress shoes to get in.” “Gnaargghaaabaaaah.” “Dress shoes next time.” As we joined the young man to ascend … Continue reading

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Brentwood Ninjas get the nod

Maybe there should be a category “pin board tableau”. Wonderful. I actually love the fact that there are ninjas training in Brentwood. Why the fuck not. Let them take on the forces of Zumba and the ir spray tan bosses. … Continue reading

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Battle of Wipers

From Scott towels to the real thing: it’s escalating. I’m not sure this is what Sir Frederick had in mind.

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Cycle Instead

Says BuddhaLalaland. Well. Yes.

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The West Australian: great success!

I found Saturday’s page 3 report gratifying. The West is “among the most successful in Australia”. Heartening news for these troubled times. The weekend edition “is now only a few hundred copies away from being the country’s second-biggest selling newspaper … Continue reading

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Coles Man

Coles Man. Maylands. By Bento. He looks vigilant. I guess.

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Outrage Sunday 110 you mug

The silicon chip inside my head was switched to overload earlier this week.The next day I was in Burma, a sodden morning of the rains. A sickly light, like yellow tinfoil, was slanting over the high walls into the jail … Continue reading

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Come on winners!

I linked to this recently, but here is a reminder. Surely one of us can win it? $250 for a few syllables? The font has to be 22 point, but doesn’t say which typeface. I recommend, Jokerman, Comic Sans, and … Continue reading

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backflip

Bento liked this PertNow confluence and wondered if it was deliberate: spectacular!

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Outrage Sunday 109 slippery

Shenton Park.

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